Don't you just love it when you suddenly remember strange events that woke you up? When I first wake up, I'm completely brain dead and have no idea what's going on so I keep having these stupid moments when I get woken up too early.
I just remembered three occasions from a few months ago:
1. One day I woke up to a strange loud sound coming from my window. I often sleep with my window open but with a screen on to keep bugs out, but the screen's frame is bent and has a big hole at the top. Well, I try to ignore it but the sound just keeps coming and coming, so I open my eyes and look up a the window, and a bird is poking its head into my room and staring at me. I'm thinking "wtf is that?" so I groaned at it. It cocked it's head and then after a few more seconds of staring at me, it flew away.
2. Another day I was woken up by my damned phone. Except it wasn't my phone, it was my alarm clock, and I couldn't figure it out. It kept going off and off and off and I was getting extremely pissed, so I started screaming at it to shutup. This wasn't working so I got up and picked up my phone. I started randomly jamming buttons and when it wouldn't turn off, I smashed it against my desk a few times and shouted "WHY WON'T IT RENDER?!?!". Don't ask why I said that, I have no idea. I then figured out it was my alarm clock and not my phone, turned it off, and fell back asleep.
3. The furthest occasion back that I can remember, I woke up early for school when the alarm woke me up, but then I just sat there and stared at the clock for like 10 minutes. I couldn't figure out what the hell those damn symbols meant except that they were important. After a brain wracking study of the clock, I finally realized those symbols were numbers and it was 6:00. Go figure.
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Hm, a post about your dreams and no mention of sex with the e-surance chick. Where is the real Cory Ross? >_<
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They weren't dreams silly....
And I didn't have sex with the e-surance chick. She was too busy killing zombies so I only macked with her for a minute ;) |
I stopped paying attention to those commercials when they switched the voice actor for the guy. Now he sounds constipated. Kinda kills my buzz when staring at the girl.
Besides, she's not real. That's a big part of it. ;-) One thing I remember is that I used to own a bunk bed even after my brother moved out, so I would sleep on the top bunk. One morning, my alarm went off for school. I hopped from the top bunk onto the floor, landing on my feet, ran across the room, hit the snooze button, ran back, then jumped all the way back into the top bunk without using the ladder, all in the span of five or so seconds. I fell asleep on very short order, too. |
I once woke up, got dressed and was ready to go to school, then as I was leaving to get in my car, I saw it was 2:12 AM.
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Hahaha! Screaming at a phone to let it shut up, "WHY WON'T IT RENDER", and staring at a clock for 10 mins.
Jtgibson wrote: One thing I remember is that I used to own a bunk bed even after my brother moved out, so I would sleep on the top bunk. One morning, my alarm went off for school. I hopped from the top bunk onto the floor, landing on my feet, ran across the room, hit the snooze button, ran back, then jumped all the way back into the top bunk without using the ladder, all in the span of five or so seconds. I fell asleep on very short order, too. Wait, wait, you hopped off it, landed on your FEET, and then managed to jump on it again? Wow. You didn't hurt your feet? >_> One day, my phone alarm went on around 7.30( On saturday, that was my free day -- I forgot to turn it off on Friday)... It was unusual that my alarm was going on in the weekend, so half-sleeping that I was, I stood up, picked up the phone... "Hello?" (phone still 'ringing', I pressed the green button... again) "Hellooo?", one more time... "HELLO!". Then I threw the thing to the wall, and fell asleep again. Bye cellphone. =( |
I normally don't remember my mornings. I do tend to wake up at about 7:30(when my alarm clock goes off) and not understand what it says. Sometimes I wake up at 7:50, think about using a time machine to go back after I sleep some more, then fall asleep. And with the time machine, in my mind, I think I can actually do it. It is rather common.
Also, one time my alarm clock went off on a Sunday(My only day off of the week) and I did this perfect arc with my arm to hit the snooze like a sledge hammer at one of those carnival bell games. It broke the alarm clock, sometimes pressing the button nolonger works, but I fall back asleep anyways. My mother occasionally calls or asks me questions in the morning, I answer her correctly and in clear speech, but I no memory of it. I have also lied to her while I slept, buying me more time to sleep. I swear my mind loves sleep more than anything else. |
GoodDoggyTreat wrote:
WHY WON'T IT RENDER?! Radiosity is turned up so high, and the reflections are so great, that the rendering should complete sometime around 2010. |
GoodDoggyTreat wrote:
WHY WON'T IT RENDER?! Because it sees that you are wearing oversized socks, making the renderer's electronic brain implode by the sheer stupidity of the giant socks. In other words, it won't render because it asked why won't it render. |
I know exactly what you mean. :) Once I woke up and my mum told me to get dressed, ready for school. I thought "But I'm the letter 'T', I don't need to wear clothes!".
Another time my dad was in my room trying to get me up, but I was under the impression I was a white blood cell. He was moving his arms about, some kind of giant killing my cellular brothers. I actually started crying. Another time I woke up outside my house, and the fairies told me that because of the way helicopter blades spin, if I went in my house I would be able to sleep more. It made perfect sense to me, I went over and opened the door, my dad saw me and was furious (I was meant to be in school, not sleeping behind the car in the front garden). |