"Ok, So my great-great-grandfather was a monkey and my great-great-grandmother was pond scum, they met and decided to reproduce creating a lizard (they also had another monkey, but I haven't found it in our family tree, YET) that lizard met a fish and they created a chicken. After grandma chicken spent years trying to learn how to fly, she finally gave up, reproduced with my grandfather monkey (a different monkey this time of course, which really didn't go over to well with the relatives) she had my mom, who met my dad (a giant north american sloth, found in australia). Now i'm here, I expect one of my children to have a tail or at least some feathers...also, I hope to one day marry either a dinosaur,bird of somesort,a weasel,a mosquito,a gator or another monkey. The one question I have is this...

Will I lay eggs like my grandmother chicken or will I give regular birth like mommy monkey did?"

redfiber, Christian Teen Forum

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