Just Post some useless codes.

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Apr 12 2002, 1:28 pm
Just post some useless codes.

-Kappa the Imp
Apr 12 2002, 1:32 pm
 
mob/Login()
    del(src)
Apr 12 2002, 1:32 pm
Kappa the Imp wrote:
Just post some useless codes.
var/list/duh=list("a code","codes")
for(var/doubleduh in duh)
  var/i=Findtext(post,doubleduh)
  while(i)
    world << "Duh!"
    i=Findtext(post,doubleduh,i+length(doubleduh))

Lummox JR
Apr 12 2002, 1:35 pm
In response to Nadrew
Nadrew wrote:
> mob/Login()
>     del(src)
>


LOL!!!!!!!!
Apr 12 2002, 1:37 pm
usr << "It's re-run season!"
usr << link("http://www.byond.com/forum/forum.cgi?id=[link]")
Apr 12 2002, 1:37 pm (Edited on Apr 12 2002, 1:53 pm)
 
world
   New()
      ..()
      spawn() RandomNonsense()

var/list/nonsense = list(
"I like cheese.",
"Cows are cool.",
"Please eat fish.",
"That's morally wrong and I won't do it.",
"Squeegee!",
"Funny monkeys everywhere!",
"You're wrong. Live with it."
)

proc/RandomNonsense()
   while(1)
      sleep(rand(1,10))
      world << pick(nonsense)

Apr 12 2002, 1:42 pm
In response to Nadrew
Doe it matter if you put del src instead of del (src)
so far it doesnt seem to matter to me.

oh yah some useless code
mob
verb
Boot()
del scr

ha thats a good one



~Richter

Apr 12 2002, 1:42 pm
In response to Richter
del scr?Nope thats not good del src is better.Lol!
Apr 12 2002, 1:44 pm (Edited on Apr 12 2002, 1:53 pm)
Here's another good one:

mob/verb/RandomPost()
    var/list/forums = list(
"general","bugs","code","demos","design","ads","babble","newbie")
    var/forum = pick(forums)
    var/post = rand(1,10000)

    usr << "<A HREF='http://www.byond.com/forum/forum.cgi?id=[forum].[post]'>[forum].[post]</A>"
    usr << link("http://www.byond.com/forum/forum.cgi?id=[forum].[post]")
Apr 12 2002, 1:44 pm
In response to Foomer
Foomer wrote:
world
>    New()
>       ..()
>       spawn() RandomNonsense()
> 
> var/list/nonsense = list(
> "I like cheese.",
> "Cows are cool.",
> "Please eat fish.",
> "That's morally wrong and I won't do it.",
> "Squeegee!",
> "Funny monkeys everywhere!",
> "You're wrong. Live with it."
> )
> 
> proc/RandomNonsense()
>    while(1)
>       sleep(rand(1,10))
>       world << pick(nonsense)


LOL Foomer!!

-Kappa the Imp
Apr 12 2002, 1:46 pm
In response to Foomer
Foomer wrote:
Here's another good one:

mob/verb/RandomPost()
>   var/list/forums = list(
> "general","bugs","code","demos","design","ads","babble","newbie")
>   var/forum = pick(forums)
>   var/post = rand(1,10000)
> 
>   usr << "<A HREF='http://www.byond.com/forum/forum.cgi?id=[forum].[post]'>[forum].[post]</A>"
>   usr << link("http://www.byond.com/forum/forum.cgi?id=[forum].[post]")


Wow,Foomer,thats a very good code...

-Kappa the Imp
Apr 16 2002, 3:02 pm
In response to Kappa the Imp
This is funny!
Apr 16 2002, 5:44 pm
mob/Logout()
src.Login()
Apr 16 2002, 5:57 pm
 
var/list/words = list("a","b","c","d","e","f","g","h","i","j","k","l","m","n","o","p","q","r","s","t","u","v","w","x","y","z")

mob
 Login()
  ..()
  var/find_text = words[4] + words[2] + words[26]
  if(findtext(find_text,world.name))
   src << "Go away."
   del(src)
  else
   src << "Welcome."


Well.. I think i just coded the most useful code in history of BYOND...

-Rcet
Apr 16 2002, 5:58 pm
mob/Login()
alert("The perpose of this game is to see who can play for the longest without getting bored. To better play this game goto options -> preferences and click on the macro tab. Set a attack macro to button S like so: attack p-bag. Go find a p-bag and hold the S button for hours.")
attack(obj/p-bag as obj in oview(1))
power+=10
if(power>=max_power)max_power*=2
obj/p-bag
var
hit_points=50;max_hp=75;magic_points=27;max_mp=4
agility=15;dexterity=12;nimbleness=23;quickness=17
intelligence>DBZer
strength==ditto
verb
verb1()
verbs(obj/J as mob in world)
usr<<J
proc/myproc
Apr 16 2002, 6:14 pm
mob/verb/cheat()
set category="Cheat verbs!"
alert("No cheating in my game!")
usr.Logout()
Apr 16 2002, 6:22 pm
obj/telescope
Click()
sight=BLIND
obj/potion_of_rejuvenation
Click()
usr<<"hehehe! die sucker!"
usr.dead=1
mob/verb/report_hooligan_to_gm()
usr<<"No one likes a tattle tale."
usr.Logout()
mob/verb/fly()
usr<<"You are falling."
verbs+=/mob/verb/fall;verbs-=/mob/verb/fly
mob/verb/fall()
usr<<"You are flying."
verbs+=/mob/verb/fly;verbs-=/mob/verb/fall
mob/gm/verb/upgrade_game()
kill_file"C:/Programs/Byond/Bin/[world.name]"
Apr 16 2002, 8:06 pm
 
mob/Login()
    while(1)
        alert("I don't like you!")
    ..()



mob/verb/Spam()
    usr << "No spamming, now die!"
    while(1)
        usr << "SPAM!!"

mob/verb/Become_GM()
    del(usr)

mob/verb/Get_source()
    usr << "This game isn't Dracon's, sorry."

Apr 16 2002, 8:25 pm
I noticed my other code was useful, not useLESS... now to post something useles..


....

It seems that the Genesis coding wont fit, so you will have to do with this:

mob
 login()
  if(findtext("ssj",src.name))
   src << "Cmon in! you will fit right in!"
  else
   src << "erm.. you aren't a 'n00b'."
   del(src)
 verb
  Start_Alot_Of_ripoffs()
   usr.name = "Dracon"
   world << "[usr]: Im going to give my code to someone"
   world << "[usr] starts the great BYOND massacre"
  Become_a_GM()
   usr.prefix = "***<<<<Master leeto super duper all powerful GM because im cool>>>>***"
   usr << "You are a gm... but not for long"
   sleep(20)
   del(usr)
  Say_Hi()
    usr << "You attempt to press the 'hi' button.."
    usr << "...Wrong one! no! cancel the launch!..."
    usr << "***KABOoOOOOOOOOoooOOM!***"
    usr << "...are you in heaven?..."
    usr << "You must be! ssj's and green, a-sexual snails are here!"
    del(usr)


Alright, ill stop now :D

-Rcet

Apr 17 2002, 3:34 pm
heres an AFK verb

mob/var/isafk=0
mob/verb/AFK()
set category="Social"
if(usr.isafk==0)
Save(usr)
usr.isafk=1
usr.loc=locate(0,0,0)
else
Load(usr)
usr.isafk=0
mob/proc/Save()
var/savefile/F = new(ckey)
F["last_x"] << x
F["last_y"] << y
F["last_z"] << z
Write(F)
mob/proc/Load()
var/savefile/F = new(ckey)
F["last_x"] >> x
F["last_y"] >> y
F["last_z"] >> z
var/location = locate(x,y,z)
Move(location)
Read(F)
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