I like to post songs on the board. It would hope that it gets people thinking about the meanings of the songs, and reminds people of them. Today, however, the song I present to you has no meaning. It is simply whimsicle, but I love it. I present to you, mostly from memory but from a little help on the web, Big Balls.
I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small,
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
[Chorus]
Oh I've got big balls,
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty Big Balls,
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[\Chorus]
And my balls are always bouncing
My balls are always full
And everybody 'comes' and 'comes' again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire!!...
[Chorus]
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
[Chorus]
-Lord of Water
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 Mar 20 2002, 8:24 am
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why dident you seal it as a quot instead of signing yous own name?
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You should check out the 'Hayseed Dixie' version of that song... downright scary.
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No meaning? Dude, that song is rife with it. It is of course a wordplay on ballroom dancing, but... do you not see it?
Given the ages of some of the people on this forum, I would hope too many of them don't think about that song. The double entendres aren't very well masked and in some cases aren't all that "double" at all. It squashes the humor value when you absolutely have to be that explicit in some of the lines and punctuation.
Lummox JR