Top Ten Questions For DBZ Gamers

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Jan 16 2002, 10:45 pm
10. Why does everyone go SSJ? Why not SSMinnow?
9. When fighters train in high gravity, why does their hair still stand straight up? Why don't the massively oversized heads of the younger characters snap their necks? Is this some unexplored aspect of ki power?
8. Exactly what benefit are warriors who can fly and project energy bolts from their hands supposed to derive from punching bags?
7. Why does everyone in the game use the same seven names? Doesn't it make it harder to believe you're "really" in the DB universe if your name is Goku13232111?
6. How exactly is your DBZ game "different" than the other 30+ listed on the hub (and 700+ that aren't)? Is it because you call it "The Super Secret Saiyan Saga" instead of the "The Secret Super Saiyan Chronicles?"
5. If you don't speak Japanese, what assurance do you have that you're not actually basing your game off a poorly-translated animated discussion of the mating habits of armadillos?
4. What makes Super Saiyan better than regular Saiyan? Exposure to the earth's yellow sun?
3. Do you ever walk into a New Age bookstore, see a bunch of books about ki, and think, "These losers are ripping off DBZ!"?
2. What are you going to do for a hobby when you turn 12?
And the number one question for DBZ Gamers is:

1. WHY??? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE IN THE UNIVERSE... WHY, OH GOD, WHY?

Jan 16 2002, 10:48 pm
Psst, <h1> doesn't work anymore.
Jan 16 2002, 10:49 pm
In response to Nadrew
What, you expect the computer to do all the work for you? You know what it means...
Jan 16 2002, 10:51 pm
In response to Lesbian Assassin
I may know, but do you really expect the DBZers to?
Jan 16 2002, 10:52 pm
In response to Nadrew
I expect it's the only HTML a lot of them know (along with blink, scroll, and all the other really annoying ones...)
Jan 16 2002, 11:51 pm
In response to Lesbian Assassin
Maby it's because people make such a big deal about it that people keep making them :) I haven't been here that long, but all this talk about DBZ almost makes me wanna make one just to irritate someone (even though I hate the shows from the depths of my soul). Has this DBZ thing been going on for long?
Jan 17 2002, 12:12 pm
In response to Lesbian Assassin
Lesbian Assassin wrote:
I expect it's the only HTML a lot of them know (along with blink, scroll, and all the other really annoying ones...)

No no, the most annoying one they know is marquee (however it's spelled), which Tom had the wisdom to disable also.
Jan 17 2002, 12:13 pm
In response to Deadron
Deadron wrote:
No no, the most annoying one they know is marquee (however it's spelled), which Tom had the wisdom to disable also.


Because me and Vortezz had a "horse race"..
Jan 17 2002, 12:19 pm
Lesbian Assassin wrote:
10. Why does everyone go SSJ? Why not SSMinnow?

Because, SSJ is easier to spell

9. When fighters train in high gravity, why does their hair still stand straight up?

Because they use Aqua net

Why don't the massively oversized heads of the younger characters snap their necks? Is this some unexplored aspect of ki power?

Because the Dragon's balls protect them.

8. Exactly what benefit are warriors who can fly and project energy bolts from their hands supposed to derive from punching bags?



Something to hold their food.

7. Why does everyone in the game use the same seven names? Doesn't it make it harder to believe you're "really" in the DB universe if your name is Goku13232111?


Because they're too dumb to think up a name.

6. How exactly is your DBZ game "different" than the other 30+ listed on the hub (and 700+ that aren't)? Is it because you call it "The Super Secret Saiyan Saga" instead of the "The Secret Super Saiyan Chronicles?"


Nope, it's because they used a monkey to code for them.

5. If you don't speak Japanese, what assurance do you have that you're not actually basing your game off a poorly-translated animated discussion of the mating habits of armadillos?


Probably is.

4. What makes Super Saiyan better than regular Saiyan? Exposure to the earth's yellow sun?


No, because they have that super cool hair do

3. Do you ever walk into a New Age bookstore, see a bunch of books about ki, and think, "These losers are ripping off DBZ!"?


You actually think DBZers read books?!

2. What are you going to do for a hobby when you turn 12?

Watch dbz.

<H1>1. WHY??? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE IN THE UNIVERSE... WHY, OH GOD, WHY?</H1>


Because they're stupid.
Jan 17 2002, 12:30 pm
Lesbian Assassin wrote:
10. Why does everyone go SSJ? Why not SSMinnow?

We love the blonde hair and blue eyes

9. When fighters train in high gravity, why does their hair still stand straight up? Why don't the massively oversized heads of the younger characters snap their necks? Is this some unexplored aspect of ki power?

Genesis yes Huge balloon heads otherwise Humans can take upto an amazing 8G!


8. Exactly what benefit are warriors who can fly and project energy bolts from their hands supposed to derive from punching bags?

Just the enjoyment of imagining its Frieza

7. Why does everyone in the game use the same seven names? Doesn't it make it harder to believe you're "really" in the DB universe if your name is Goku13232111?

Some people are called "Help_me_Plz" which is funny


6. How exactly is your DBZ game "different" than the other 30+ listed on the hub (and 700+ that aren't)? Is it because you call it "The Super Secret Saiyan Saga" instead of the "The Secret Super Saiyan Chronicles?"

They change the map

5. If you don't speak Japanese, what assurance do you have that you're not actually basing your game off a poorly-translated animated discussion of the mating habits of armadillos?

Dont know just do.

4. What makes Super Saiyan better than regular Saiyan? Exposure to the earth's yellow sun?

Plus the increase in Speed, Strength, Power

3. Do you ever walk into a New Age bookstore, see a bunch of books about ki, and think, "These losers are ripping off DBZ!"?

I dont read books 0_0

2. What are you going to do for a hobby when you turn 12?

I am 16 and i still like DBZ but i respect it enough to know that Genesis rippoffs are sad and so are all the others with 20 p-bags 100000000 Saibamen and an attack verb

And the number one question for DBZ Gamers is:

<H1>1. WHY??? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE IN THE UNIVERSE... WHY, OH GOD, WHY?</H1>

Beacasue they are sad. If i was going to makre a DBZ game then i would work on it for a long time and add a lot of new aspects of developing technqiues and no p-bags(my grav sysem :))
Jan 17 2002, 1:05 pm
Lesbian Assassin wrote:
10. Why does everyone go SSJ? Why not SSMinnow?

Because typing the 'M' in 'SSM' is an 1/8 of an inch away from the 'J' in 'SSJ.'
9. When fighters train in high gravity, why does their hair still stand straight up? Why don't the massively oversized heads of the younger characters snap their necks? Is this some unexplored aspect of ki power?

Go there ------> http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/piano/177/index.htm to learn more about the exciting world of Ki!

8. Exactly what benefit are warriors who can fly and project energy bolts from their hands supposed to derive from punching bags?

They do it for fun. Sad, huh?

7. Why does everyone in the game use the same seven names? Doesn't it make it harder to believe you're "really" in the DB universe if your name is Goku13232111?

They use AOL Instant Messenger, so they're used to the numbers.

6. How exactly is your DBZ game "different" than the other 30+ listed on the hub (and 700+ that aren't)? Is it because you call it "The Super Secret Saiyan Saga" instead of the "The Secret Super Saiyan Chronicles?"

The pbags look different.

5. If you don't speak Japanese, what assurance do you have that you're not actually basing your game off a poorly-translated animated discussion of the mating habits of armadillos?

Armadillos don't have blonde hair.

4. What makes Super Saiyan better than regular Saiyan? Exposure to the earth's yellow sun?

They're like Superman.

3. Do you ever walk into a New Age bookstore, see a bunch of books about ki, and think, "These losers are ripping off DBZ!"?

They buy the books, and try to convince themselves that they have magical powers. The smarter ones go to the link above instead so they can do that for free.

2. What are you going to do for a hobby when you turn 12?

They'll try to shoot ki blasts at their teachers when they fail their tests.

And the number one question for DBZ Gamers is:

<H1>1. WHY??? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE IN THE UNIVERSE... WHY, OH GOD, WHY?</H1>

They're morons. Trust me. Most 5th/6th/7th graders are morons. I know.
Jan 17 2002, 1:35 pm
In response to Dreq
I think so. Logging on to BYOND and seeing 15 clones of DBZ games and not one decent one really cheeses me off. I'm thinking of making a day when Dantom shuts down all DBZ games for 24 hours. Ah...*drool*
Jan 17 2002, 1:53 pm
In response to WizDragon
http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/piano/177/index.htm to learn more about the exciting world of Ki!

After reading that page, I'm not sure whether to laugh, or feel really really sad.

-AbyssDragon
Jan 17 2002, 1:55 pm
In response to AbyssDragon
It makes me laugh, feel sad, and want to hurt the people that made it..
Jan 17 2002, 2:20 pm
In response to Nadrew
Nadrew wrote:
It makes me laugh, feel sad, and want to hurt the people that made it..

Now that you've read it, you can shoot them with your Ki powers!

-AbyssDragon
Jan 17 2002, 2:37 pm
lol

Just to be a bastard...I'm going to answer these all with the "correct" answers...

Lesbian Assassin wrote:
10. Why does everyone go SSJ? Why not SSMinnow?

"SSJ" stands for "Super Saiya-Jin"... Not a boat name...

9. When fighters train in high gravity, why does their hair still stand straight up? Why don't the massively oversized heads of the younger characters snap their necks? Is this some unexplored aspect of ki power?

It's anime... These types of things are not only allowed by the anime laws of physics...they are in fact encouraged...lol

8. Exactly what benefit are warriors who can fly and project energy bolts from their hands supposed to derive from punching bags?

To tell you the truth...you've got me on this one... I have no freaking clue! lol Which is why I detest those "games" as much as the non-DBZers...

7. Why does everyone in the game use the same seven names? Doesn't it make it harder to believe you're "really" in the DB universe if your name is Goku13232111?

This is why my name has the "X" on the end...lol But seriously... None of the DBZ "games" are trying to be true role playing games in the sense that they're playing characters in the DB universe... They're just being "themselves" in the games... (and if they choose to name themselves "Goku[insert random string of numbers here]" then no one cares...

Plus the comment made about a lot of them being used to AIM names makes a lot of sense...lol

6. How exactly is your DBZ game "different" than the other 30+ listed on the hub (and 700+ that aren't)? Is it because you call it "The Super Secret Saiyan Saga" instead of the "The Secret Super Saiyan Chronicles?"

Well...this one's quite easy... My game actually is different from the rest... Not just in name or map... But in actual gameplay and design... Not a single pbag anywhere in my DBZ game... And there are no mindless ways to click a command over and over to gain power... All leveling up must be done by fighting other players...in a turn-based, strategy-encouraged, battle system... No "whoever can click the fastest wins" in my game...

5. If you don't speak Japanese, what assurance do you have that you're not actually basing your game off a poorly-translated animated discussion of the mating habits of armadillos?

After the number of hours I've spent in "research" of the show... I can safely say that it's not an animated discussion of the mating habits of armadillos...lol

4. What makes Super Saiyan better than regular Saiyan? Exposure to the earth's yellow sun?

After a Saiyan gains enough power...their body gains the ability to undergo a change... The first time this transformation happens...it generally takes an emotional stimulus (almost always extreme anger)...to push them over the limit and into the next form... This transformation gives them even MORE power and speed than before...and they are therefore able to defeat stronger enemies... After that initial transformation...the Saiyan usually can transform at will without the emotional push required for the first time...

And there are more levels past the first SS level... Each one brings yet more power to the individual...

3. Do you ever walk into a New Age bookstore, see a bunch of books about ki, and think, "These losers are ripping off DBZ!"?

Nope... Not that I'd walk into a New Age bookstore...lol But I know enough to know that "Ki" is NOT an invention of the maker of DBZ...lol

2. What are you going to do for a hobby when you turn 12?

Actually...I've been past twelve for a few years now... And to tell you the truth...I wasn't a fan of DBZ until I was at least a junior in high school...

Quite the contrary of the way it seems...there are quite a few college-aged and above fans out there of the show... We're just quieter and better behaved... And we're generally smarter than the average fan...lol

The young fans are the stupid kids who only like the show because "hey, look! they're fighting!"... And these are the ones that have swarmed this community and dumped all of those crappy "games" onto the heap... The older fans like it for the actual storyline (yes...it does in fact HAVE one... You've just got to watch enough of it to pick up on it...lol One or two episodes won't do it...) And as I hope I have been showing all along...we're much better than they are...lol

And the number one question for DBZ Gamers is:

<H1>1. WHY??? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE IN THE UNIVERSE... WHY, OH GOD, WHY?</H1>

For me... I like the show because it's the life story of the ultimate Super Hero and his friends as they defend the universe from evil beings... No worse than anyone who likes reading Superman or Spiderman or X-Men comics...

But this particular Hero holds some qualities that I find extremely endearing... Yes...he's the most powerful being in the universe (during most of the series)...yet he'd never hurt anyone unless he HAD to... He's the ultimate good guy...

But past that...the other characters are all so diverse and complex (again...you'll never pick up on that from watching one or two episodes)... It really is a cool story...

And as for making a DBZ game... I just wanted to, that's all... In fact, it was my sole purpose in ever coming to BYOND... So of course I was going to make one...regardless of popular opinion...

As for everyone else... I can't speak for them... And for the majority...I'd like to ask the same question...lol
Jan 17 2002, 2:54 pm
In response to AbyssDragon
Yeah, you're right, and later on I'll go Super Nadrew!
Jan 17 2002, 7:16 pm
In response to Nadrew
Nadrew wrote:
Yeah, you're right, and later on I'll go Super Nadrew!

if u reach Super Nadrew 4 b4 i reach Super Spuzzum 3, ill haXX0r u until u cant stand it no more LOL!
Jan 17 2002, 7:21 pm
In response to Spuzzum
ha u wish ur skillz r weak sum1 needs to learn u a lession hahaha!
Jan 17 2002, 7:44 pm
In response to Spuzzum
haha ill reach low 5 b4 u can even kaoken blast me and il nock u down with m1 ki ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
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