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37% (17)Pirates are in no way better than ninjas for many reasons. Here are the top 10:
10) Pirates do not blend into their surroundings.
9) Pirates focus more on hunting while the ninja focus more on assassination in instantaneous ways.
8) Pirates are loud, ninjas are stealthy.
7) Ninjas don't have skurvy.
6) Ninjas lack certain handicaps such as one eye or a wooden appendage.
5) Johnny Depp isn't awesome enough to play a ninja.
4) Pirates can't cling to ceilings.
3) Seppuku is cooler than walking a plank.
2) Throwing knives > Muskets.
1) You never hear a story about a ninja getting beaten by a flying little boy in green tights.
There you have it.
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 Feb 10 2007, 7:48 pm
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Feb 10 2007, 7:56 pm
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Ry4n
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NO YOU :(
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Ninja's are weeaboo's
i win. | |
Pirates pirate the Ninja's resources =)
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I like Pirates better though. =(
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Number 1 reason why pirates are better than ninjas:
Pirates are still around. ... ... Arg. | |
Uh. Ninjas are around. Pirates aren't.
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The only pirates that are out are in mental institutions since ninjas are too hard for catching. :P
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BlackBirdOmega wrote:
Number 1 reason why pirates are better than ninjas: What about This Ninja? | |
Arg! Scurvey! Shiver me timbers!
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BlackBirdOmega wrote:
Number 1 reason why pirates are better than ninjas: Ninjas could still be around to, it's just that noone can detect them, so they think they are gone. | |
Well. Pirates are better then ninjas because the ninjas fan-base consists of 10-14 year old boys who like watching annoying kiddo ninjas and ninjas who go emo when they think about their brother.
(That limewire link made me laugh.) | |
Yeah pirates are still around, except they call them terrorists these days.
Ninjas on the other hand still exist, you just don't hear about them due to their accuracy. You hear about those pirates because they normally fail at taking on a small cruise ship. A fan base means nothing, sure 10-14 year old boys like ninjas as well as us older folk... But like I said, you never hear about a ninja being bested by a 10-14 year old boy in green spandex. | |
SpeyMan wrote:
Well. Pirates are better then ninjas because the ninjas fan-base consists of 10-14 year old boys who like watching annoying kiddo ninjas and ninjas who go emo when they think about their brother. I would rather be 10-14 liking ninjas rather than a old perverted man 30-50 years old watching peter pan beat up on pirates. | |
-1) Youve never heard of a little blonde idiotic pirate who never shuts up and looks like a foot that spouts "BELIVE IT" | |
Apparently Afghanimal didn't play Windwaker =)
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Afghanimal519 wrote:
-1) There's a difference between Ninjas and Pretend Ninjas. Are they stealthy? No. Do they blend in with anything? No. Do they assassinate their targets? No. Therefore, Naruto != Ninja. | |
10) Pirates do not blend into their surroundings.
Nah, they are too busy taking everything not nailed down. 9) Pirates focus more on hunting while the ninja focus more on assassination in instantaneous ways. What? Pirates pillage, loot and plunder, but hunt? I think you have them confused with rednecks. Who also drink. 8) Pirates are loud, ninjas are stealthy. Yar, and that be why nobody invites ninjas to parties. 7) Ninjas don't have skurvy. Meh. Pirates have cool hats. SO I guess it balances. 6) Ninjas lack certain handicaps such as one eye or a wooden appendage. Not true. Many ninjas have only one eye and a Japanese style eyepatch. Many also have the bizarro Japanese feudal "balding" haircut. 5) Johnny Depp isn't awesome enough to play a ninja. Yeah. Awesome. Like the American Ninja movies. 4) Pirates can't cling to ceilings. Sure they can. They have hook hands! 3) Seppuku is cooler than walking a plank. Drinking rum and wenching > seppuku. 2) Throwing knives > Muskets. Saber and pistol > throwing knives. Which are actually very lame. 1) You never hear a story about a ninja getting beaten by a flying little boy in green tights. As pointed out, Naruto is a very silly portrayal of ninjas, just as Peter Pan is a comical portrayal of pirates. At the end of the day ask yourself would you prefer to be a quiet little man running around at night to kill people and facing death for failure or a boisterous pirate with more rum, guns, and women than God 'imself. Yar! | |
Ninjas > Pirates. Why? the modern day ninja(Assasins) can spank any of those pirates in Africa. They get in, kill, and disappear, all without a trace.
EDIT: SO I guess the modern day Ninja would be the Hacker.....whoa. | |