Top 10 reasons why ninjas are better than pirates

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Feb 11 2007, 5:14 pm
Jmurph is completely and 100% right. While some might "admire" Ninjas more because they're seemingly more honourable, being a pirate is just so much more awesome.

And Pirates are the ones who figured out the cure for scurvey, so yeah.

Finally, while Ninjas are dying out, Pirates have evolved and adapted to today's world. (Online, that is.)
Feb 11 2007, 5:15 pm
I though I just explained that Ninjas are cooler. Pirates(like people who pirate crap off the internet) are dominated by Ninjas(Hackers).
Feb 11 2007, 5:21 pm
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
I though I just explained that Ninjas are cooler. Pirates(like people who pirate crap off the internet) are dominated by Ninjas(Hackers).

But while Internet pirates ARE pirates, a Hacker is a hacker, not a Ninja.
Feb 11 2007, 5:22 pm
They are Ninjas. It's just they've taken a new name(in order to keep people from knowing they're ninjas), and that name is a hacker. Just look what a hacker does, that has ninja written all over it.
Feb 11 2007, 5:44 pm
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
They are Ninjas. It's just they've taken a new name(in order to keep people from knowing they're ninjas), and that name is a hacker. Just look what a hacker does, that has ninja written all over it.

Looting and pillaging servers and computers?
Feb 11 2007, 5:50 pm
Worldweaver wrote:
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
They are Ninjas. It's just they've taken a new name(in order to keep people from knowing they're ninjas), and that name is a hacker. Just look what a hacker does, that has ninja written all over it.

Looting and pillaging servers and computers?

No, Going in and getting stabby on peoples servers is though
Feb 11 2007, 5:52 pm
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
Worldweaver wrote:
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
They are Ninjas. It's just they've taken a new name(in order to keep people from knowing they're ninjas), and that name is a hacker. Just look what a hacker does, that has ninja written all over it.

Looting and pillaging servers and computers?

No, Going in and getting stabby on peoples servers is though


Naw
Feb 11 2007, 6:48 pm
To Jmurph:

Wenching is over rated, the ability to claim hookers is nothing a ninja would want.

Poisoning people beats the hell out of drinking ale, and katanas are greater than sabres. By the time you are ready to fire a pistol you would have been victim of at least three throwing knives.

Ninja do not get nailed down, simply because they don't get caught. The only time you spot a ninja is also the last time you spot a ninja.

And the feudal balding haircut is not ninja, it is martial artist, and even that is greater than a pirate. While pirates wear funny large hats, I have yet to see them whip their head around and bitchslap their opponent with it as I have seen with the haircut.

If you want to use Naruto for the basis of a ninja, then I might have to remind you about Captain Harlock

Pirates may be cool, but they are not as cool as a ninja.
Feb 12 2007, 6:14 pm
Hackers = Pirates

Scriptkiddies = Ninjas
Feb 13 2007, 1:35 pm
I'm sorry, is this a serious discussion? I ask because you are making me laugh. :D
Feb 13 2007, 2:12 pm
This discussion is as serious as a heart attack and twice as hilarious.
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