A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one.

Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of
them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;

"So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman . . .
Wow! Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt."

She sighs and adds;

"This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace the rest of ourdays."

The man replied;

"I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued;

"And look at this - here’s another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David
wine didn’tbreak. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few
bigswigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

The man asks;

"Aren’t you having any?"

The woman replies;

"No. I think I will just wait for the police . . ."



Well, I guess that may be one clear indication of who is
the smarter sex ;-)