I found this quite funny; it's a review of a book I just finished reading (the person ranked it 1/5).

"The only truly amazing thing about this book is the fact that the authoer has managed to stretch it out to several hundred pages. The whole book reminds me of reading an article on the subject in a Sunday magazine and one of my own university essays where I've desperately sought to reach the required number of words by padding pointlessly around the subject."