541 (And counting!) proofs of God's existance. Existence, too.

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Dec 20 2006, 9:05 pm (Edited on Dec 23 2006, 4:25 pm)
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

Oh, the humour.

My personal favourite is this one:
"DR. LAURA'S ARGUMENT.
(1) God either exists or doesn't exist.
(2) How can God not exist?
(3) Whore.
(4) Therefore, God exists."
Dec 21 2006, 12:13 am
MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
(2) That all changed once I became religious.
(3) Therefore, God exists.


ARGUMENT FROM META-SMUGNESS
(1) Fuck you.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
Dec 21 2006, 1:11 am
ARGUEMENT FROM ANIMAL

1] Man was made in the likeness of God
2] Man sucks
3] Therefore god sucks
4] And to suck, u must exist
5] Therefore God Sucks... i mean exists
Dec 21 2006, 4:58 am
Some of those are quite persuasive! Thanks!
Dec 21 2006, 8:18 am
XD.

Heres my favorite one so far:

9. MORAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Person X, a well-known Atheist, was morally inferior to the rest of us.
(2) Therefore, God exists.