see: Team America

FUCK!

Yo yo, the leprechaun said.
Because his father in America was dead.
Bush came along and fucked us all
From the nation we thought we pretty small.

From somewhere in Afghanistan
Came a man from the Taliban
He shot down the towers all in all
And left us a number we had to call

9-1-1
You got to call it,
Don't stall it
Don't talk no shit,
Or else you go into the pit
9-1-1
Let's go give a call
We need all
The help we can get.

So now we're singing this damn song
But something seems so damn wrong.
Oh what now, we're going to Iraq?
Has bush lost his mind from all that cock?

Bleep! There goes that last verse.
But I guess there could be a lot worse.
The patriot act coming my way
What the fuck, what did I say?!

Conspiracy theories going around
But the administration lays them down
Using their new law to date
You better hope like hell you don't make a mistake.

Or its....

9-1-1
You got to call it,
Don't stall it
Don't talk no shit,
Or else you go into the pit
9-1-1
Let's go give a call
We need all
The help we can get.

No now as we approach the end.
I carressed the ass of my hot fried.
She asked me why it was done.
I told her it wasn't for fun

World War three is around the corner.
Making us males hornier and hornier.
Wanna know why? We're gonna lose our dicks.
Because of radiational mutation and shit.

So now I leave this song to rest.
If there is a war, the Pres'll do the best.
He'll draft your ass all the way.
And the only thing left for you to say is:

9-1-1
You got to call it,
Don't stall it
Don't talk no shit,
Or else you go into the pit
9-1-1
Let's go give a call
We need all
The help we can get.

BigBoiD wrote:

Written just now thank j00.

You wrote that? Not bad

i love that song :P

Immortal Technique - Bin Laden

How about that Toby Keith song that came out after 9/11 that says stuff like "We'll put a boot in your ass... It's the American way..."?