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when i first made this key, i didn't know i would be here years later being the accomplished young man that i am today. and i have you all to thank for that. you guys built me up and kept me going.

now byond is one of the first websites i check everyday. even before i take a shit or prepare my breakfast, you know what i do? i turn my computer on to see if there are any new meme threads happening. cant miss out on the meme threads.

because byond has been there for me, i figured i would be there for byond. my membership ends in 2 days and i was thinking something. this key "empirezteam" is kinda retarded. i made the key because i was creating an rts named "empirez" at the time and assumed i would be working with other developers on it so i put "team" at the end of it. sadly that never happened and i ended up doing everything myself. cant send a beta to do an alpha males job i guess.

because im no longer working on empirez and im only one person, this name is quite useless. thats why i humbly come before you, byond community, with a request. i need a new username i can be called not just on byond, but all corners of the intarwebs. a name that truly defines me and my actions and my vast amount of wisdom. that way when i buy a new membership, it wont be for this empirez key, but a brand new key created by the fabulous boys and girls of byond.

so lets hear it kids. lets get some concepts in here.