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Moo!
Nothing for 1000 yen. :P The highest amount you listed is 1000 pounds, and for 1000 pounds I'd kiss SilkWizard (but no tongues).

That's the worst thing I would do.
II'd play Acheron's Awakening. Maybe.
Elation wrote:
Nothing for 1000 yen. :P The highest amount you listed is 1000 pounds, and for 1000 pounds I'd kiss SilkWizard (but no tongues).

That's the worst thing I would do.

You sick fuck. I can't believe you have the nerve to call wrestling gay.
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What's wrong with kissing guys?
I would steal the 1k, while hiding the evidence of any... foul play....
I'd do it for the pounds. That's like, a million or so in yen.
I'd murder someone in cold blood....I mean, I would jog slowly, and I mean very slowly, downtown buttnaked while holding a crying baby high in the air to get everyone's attention...then afterwards I will murder someone in cold blood for the hell of it.
I'd go to a public intersection and start jacking off
I'd get sent to a slam, dig up a doctor, and pay 20 menthol Kools.
Drink Urine.
I'd agree to use it to pay off a loan. *sigh*
I'd eat a Klondike Bar.
I'd let a lobster pinch my testicles.
MOO!
I would go streaking in any public highschool. =x
Not much...

1000 bucks doesn't go very far these days... I have much more than that in debt (between a car loan, some old student loans, my credit card, etc)...

Heck, I get paid more than that per month (almost double that, actually... if there weren't so many deductions from my check, like insurance, 401k, taxes, etc, I actually would take home double that per month)...

Don't get me wrong, though... Money is a good thing, and you can never have too much (well, some people these days are pushing it), so I would love to have an extra Grand handed to me... I just wouldn't do anything extraordinary for it...
1,000 Yen:
Buy a packet of chewing gum.

1,000 Dollars
Buy a used car

1,000 Pounds
Buy two used cars.

=D
I'd wear a dress and walk around town hitting on old men =3 Oh and I guess I would eat frosted flakes in 3 month overdue milk for the money.
For 1000 pounds, i would wear a thong two sizes too small, staple my chin to my lower stomache, while mooning everyone through the crack of my thong. Then i would tie fish to hooks going through every other inch of my body which has bait on it, run down from my house down the main road, still in my atire and uncomfortable mooning position, down to the pier, and jump into the ocean where an underwater sea tour is taking place.

After all that is said and done, and several months in the hospital, i'd spend the 1000 pounds to hire a laywer to sue you for every penny you have for provoking such an action, and causing mental and physical injuries. And of course the fact i would never have children again from the incident would probably get me millions of dollars from you for the rest of your life, and put you in prison.