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Did you know that every month with a Friday the 13th will start on a Sunday?
So when will the next Friday the 13th be?
April
That's not amazing at all. If Friday is on the 13th then that means Saturday is the 14th. A week is seven days. All months start on the first. Now take a minute to think about that.
Merciless, you can just double-click your clock in the bottom-right, edit the month/year, and look yourself.

Just click Cancel when you're done! :O
Today I lost my rabbit..Well, today meaning Friday the 13th. I fucking hate life, I loved that rabbit so much..
I guess it was an unlucky day for your rabbit. :(
HAHAH NOW YOU CAN CHOP OFF IT'S PAW TO USE AS A LUCKY CHARM
Wy have you not deleted this post yet?

"That's not amazing at all. If Friday is on the 13th then that means Saturday is the 14th. A week is seven days. All months start on the first. Now take a minute to think about that."
because you want him to delete it =)
A better answer would have been: Because you touch yourself at night.
Elation wrote:
A better answer would have been: Because you touch yourself at night.

Do you not ever touch yourself? It must be kinda hard to aim when you piss, but I guess you just piss sitting down.
I haven't deleted your comments because I knew this wasn't impressive when I posted it in the first place. You're the only one who actually seemed to realize the irony.