I ended up down this rabbit hole, which someone has probably previously found but I still feel like bringing up.
http://www.bikegods.org/8.19.00/dung.html
If you head to the parent website, it's a bunch of biking related things, but with weird names like "Byondo" and "Zippy MacPhee".
You can also find a link to this -
http://www.dantom.com/
And there's a page with their "bio"s -

It's like he's taunting us.
DARN YOU DANTOM DEL BYONDO.