My cabbage army joins forces with Larry the giant robot cabbage gazebo and moves in for the assault.
With one punch cabbage leading.
Feeling forgotten, I have been charging my powerlevel for three turns now..
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Good, join the fight. You can ride in Larry.
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Ah, crap! You're right! I completely forgot you were charging!
Listen, I have a fair bit of stuff to do today, so let's do a turn real quick, okay? Okay. Rushnut fully charges, but due to the Operator's disappearance, he charges the Godmodder. (1+2 v 3) The Godmodder parries the attack! Fugsnarf and Koz pilot Larry the Gazebo to attack the Godmodder! (3 v 4) The Godmodder punches Larry in the face. ...(1) Suddenly, The Jabberwock, Sebastian Swiftbow (as a Zombie), and the Acidic Bacon Creepy Puppet begin shaking, their willpower broken! They have joined the Godmodder! The Godmodder still is stunned, meaning he can't do any actions of his own, but can still dodge and counter. He is stunned for 2 more turns! The Jabberwock, and SebZombie, attempt to attack Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy. (5 v 2) Pinkie Pie is heavily wounded, but manages to cling on! Meanwhile (1 v 1), Fluttershy blocks an attack from SebZombie head on, to the shock of everyone! "You can hurt me! You can hurt my feelings! But no one hurts my friends!" (4 v 1) Fluttershy dives forward, into SebZombie's face, breaking his nose! The UltraMinion attempts to detain the Jabberwock. (4 v 4) The Jabberwock dodges the blow, and can Counter Attack! (6 v 6!) The Jabberwock attempts to bite at the UltraMinion, but the UltraMinion blocks the attack! The UltraMinion gets one more Counter Attack! (5 v 3) UM manages to slice open the Jabberwock using Magic, resulting in the Jabberwock bleeding all over the floor! But it's still in this fight! The Nazi Scientists attempt to summon help from the Third Reich! (2) They don't have enough of a connection! The Sleep Disorder Patients attempt to fix the Communicator! (3) They repair it enough that one summon may be performed with it. The S-Cabbage attempts to use Claptrap's energy signatures to summon a more awesome Pandoran Vault Hunter! (5) Suddenly, before any summons can happen, a cloaked figure appears, before Decloaking. "You have no need Mage/I am here to assist you/Lead me to our foes." Zer0! (A higher number than you) Claptrap waits, partially because of the Magic coursing in his chassis, and partially because OMG Zer0! Fluttershy attempts to heal Pinkie, to the best of her abilities. (6) She fully heals Pinkie, AND Pinkie may make an action! Pinkie, healed to the point of continuing the fight, has a bit of a plan. "Hey, Shadowy Ninja Guy!" she says to Zer0, "wanna help me with a little something? I wanna get back at the Jabberwocky!" ":)" (4 v 3) Before the Jabberwock can react, Pinkie launches Zer0 through her Party Cannon, the Ninja being propelled through the Battlefield! Zer0 slams his sword into the Jabberwock, doing what seems to be little damage. "Every bit counts/You should know that by now, 'Wock/But this is too close." He dashes away. OPM has done an action! Guy Awesome attempts to bring the SS13 Clown to the AG team! (6) And succeeds! To the point where the Clown brings a friend! "Ladies, Gentlemen, Guy Awesome" "What?" "I am proud to bring in a collogue! Meet the Bartender!" A man, wearing Armor and a Top Hat, walks into the Battlefield, holding a Shotgun. The Acidic Bacon Creepy Puppet attempts to get rid of a few AGs. (4) He begins charging a powerful attack for 2 turns! Defense? (4) The AGs manage to build up a defense they think can hold the attack. Will it? We'll see. Godmodder HP: 22/25 Jabberwock HP: 1,210/2,600 (Pro-Godmodder) SebZombie HP: 1,120/1,321 (Pro-Godmodder) Acidic Bacon Creepy Puppet (Pro-Godmodder) Pinkie Pie HP: 1,000/1,000 (Anti-Godmodder) Fluttershy HP: 500/500 (Anti-Godmodder) UltraMinion HP: 2,500/2,500 (Anti-Godmodder) Nazi Scientists HP: 25/25 (Anti-Godmodder) Sleep Disorder Patients HP: 4/5 (Anti-Godmodder) Claptrap the Fragtrap HP: 1,500/1,500 (Anti-Godmodder) Zer0 the Assassin HP: 2,000/2,000 (Anti-Godmodder) S-Cabbage HP: 3,000/3,000 HP: (Anti-Godmodder) One Punch Man HP: 2,000/2,000 (Non-Combatant) Guy Awesome HP: 2,350/2,350 (Anti-Godmodder) SS13 Clown HP: 61/75 (Anti-Godmodder) SS13 Bartender HP: 800/800 (Anti-Godmodder) | |
i lock the thread
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OOC - I have a sword enchanted by being polished with lucky pants, after charging my powerlevel for two turns, and I only a get +1 on my roll?
Y'all system is bs yo. >:[ | |
You rolled a 1. You got +2. Yeah, probably should have explained that.
You see, with a modifier, the number that goes first is the rolled result, I.e 1. The + sign followed by a number is the bonus, for example +2. You actually scored poorer then you thought you did, but the bonus was higher then you thought. It probably should have been, like, +3 or something like that, so that'll be the pants and powerlevel bonus from now on: +3. | |
(1) Yut Put opens the thread to trolls.
"Whoa, nw Gaem Tehread? Kewl!" (6) I put the kibosh on that, and make sure the trolls don't come back. | |
I smite Rushnut with the power of math.
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I dodge the smite by (world.icon_size*object.pxOffset)+spacingPx pixels.
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(6 v 1) Rushnut gets thy smite...but, he doesn't die. Why? Because he's a player, and no turn is passing by.
Sorry, but I'm doing something right now, and don't have the time to type up a full turn at the moment. When I free everything up, I'll make a post, and we can keep going. Sorry for the inconvenience, really I am. Luckily, I am not ending the game early, no matter what. We all have personal lives, and I'm not going to stop because of life, and what it throws at me. Basically, it aint over till the Godmodder sings. | |
I check to see if my tickets to the Godmodder's concert is still valid
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Larry and Saitama are playing Fallout 4 and will no longer make actions ever. Same for the godmodder.
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No new turn will fall, as I just got back home, sorry for the wait! That being said, I will roll these two.
(4) The Turn must start up before Rushnut's tickets show up, but they are valid. (1) The Godmodder instantly reconnects when the turn starts up. Larry and Saitama, whoever Saitama is, do stop to play Fallout 4, though. Sorry for the wait, I had something I had to do. But I am back, and I'm ready to keep going with Roll to Destroy the Godmodder! So, what will you do? | |
I was sick of typing out One Punch Man, so I typed Saitama, which is his real name.
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zura sees a plant like creature crash into the ground he goes to investigate the creature said he was an ancient floran warrior the floran gives zura 20 free souls and leaves in a flash of light zura confused eats the souls and feels stronger and faster he then sets up a shop to do things and sell items for souls from people
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ps floran is a plant alien creature wich is nutrel and or peaceful most of the time pps love this post game
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...'Kay. Zura's weapon shop is now open on the Battlefield.
Suddenly, before a new turn can start, the Godmodder reconncects, and attempts to use Magic to do...something. (5) He suddenly opens a portal, fleeing from the battle and taking the Acidic Bacon Creepy Puppet, leaving the Jabberwock and SebZombie! ...Bet you didn't expect that, eh? | |
 I attempt to steal Kaio's Math-staff, the source of his power. | |
Larry the giant robot cabbage gazebo transforms and, through the power of the spiral, becomes as big as the known universe.
Larry uses giga drill on the Godmodder. Giga drill is 4 times the size of the known universe.
#getrekt