Nov 9 2015, 6:59 pm
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A creepy dude in a cloak named Zura walks toward Empirez, and hands him a book, saying "I took the real Game Note from the GM. That's a fake one, that automatically gives the user the God Dice deal. And something tells me, you don't have enough life left to survive the deal. Oh, but along with the real Game Note, I'll provide to you this potion of healing. Now, please leave, what you saw wasn't the Game God, but the Game Gear. Goodbye, the potion won't save you." He disappears in a vale of smoke and fire.
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You know what? Two reasons as to why I'll let this happen.
1. I am still not at my place, so still no real world Die. I would do the Google Sim thing, but a real world Die is just so much better for giving impartial results. 2. In the game, the GM has no idea where Empirez or the Game Gear are. Only the Nazis do, and they sent the Sleep Disorder Patients to the powerful warrior, and I therefore don't have eyes on him. EDIT: Lol, nope. This entire post is void. The Post I'm editing, anyway. This happened, but see below for what changed. |
I write "Potato55" in the Game Note.
Oh, and Ariana Grande invites me to have intercourse with her. |
I blocked Empirez because of something he said, and his history of being a problem player, he will no longer Powergame, or declare himself the GM, I'm done with him. His subplot about the Game Note, the Game God, and the Game Gear may stay, but he's gone.
This post about Zura will stay, but I will do a roll. Success or Failure, Empirez is gone. Zura's thing, and Potato55's thing will not go with the excuses I gave. There will be order within this chaos. You know what? Google Sim time! (2) Zura took the Game Note, and got the Game Gear to kill Empirez. Now, that was a 2 for Empirez. Zura? (3) Partial Success. Zura escaped with the Game Note, but the Game Note gets taken by the Game God. Now, Zura may appear again, but he's just another character. Potato55 is a personal friend of mine, but he won't get special treatment. He will be subject to normal rolls. Now, 2 things. 1. That was the only time I will the Google Sim. 2. Zura is not a Godmodder. He will not be invincible, from what I can tell, he's just mysterious. In Universe, the GM doesn't even know Zura exists. TL;DR: Empirez has been unperson'd. Potato's a friend, but I will not give him special treatment. The Game Note, Game God, and Game GEar are still present. Next turn when I get home. |
In response to Kozuma3
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Thanks, Koz. Get rid of the last thing he did. Bad dum dum tss.
I might even roll for bringing the Cabbages back to life, to celebrate. |
One Punch Man's gazebo business is going splendidly. He's made over 1,000,000,000 nex so far.
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I'm back! Last turn until bed, but I'm pumped to keep going tomorrow! Let's do this!
Zura attempts to sell merchandise to the S-Cabbage. (2) Nothing peaks the S-Cabbage's intrests, so Zura leaves. Yut Put attempts BYOND's deletion. (5) BYOND gets deleted...(1)though a system reset fixes that. 1 turn until Ter's Gazebo is fixed. (1) The Sleep Disorder Patients lose (1) one of their own while looking for the Powerful Warrior. The Godmodder attempts to summon Anyone to aid him in fighting the AG and the Operator. (2) But no one comes. The Operator attempts to kill Pinkie Pie, seeing as her Party Cannon killed Deadpool, which freed his body to become the Operator's current vessel. (3 v 4) He misses his shot, and Pinkie Counter Attacks! (4 v 3) She does a small amount of damage. The S-Cabbage attempts to use the Kamikaze Spell to finish off the Operator. (4 v 1) The S-Cabbage races over to the Operator, and to the shock of everyone, both are consumed by a sudden burst of light. They see (due to the 4) the S-Cabbage, barely hanging on, with only a small window of time before he dies. They then look for the Operator, but don't find him. (That doesn't mean he's dead, it just means he's gone. For now.) 1 turn until the S-Cabbage dies. Kozuma attempts to roll to revive the lost Cabbages. (6) He revives all the Cabbages that Empirez wiped out, and brought the S-Cabbage back to health. 1,000 HP. He then attempts to transform Kon into a Cabbage. (2) It doesn't work. Konlet attempts to shutdown the IP of, I presume anyway, the Godmodder. (6) The Godmodder's connection snaps. He is stunned for 3 turns, AND he'll have a -2 roll when he reconnects. Fluttershy waits. (4) The Godmodder gets a cheeky roll out, and manages a summon! It will come in 3 turns! The UltraMinion and Guy Awesome attempt to damage the Godmodder. (6 v 5) (1 v 4) The UltraMinion does a 2 points of damage to the Godmodder, but the Godmodder dodges a strike from Guy. He then launches a Counter Attack! (1 v 5) But then, before any strikes can be pulled, guess what happens...The Godmodder misses. Ah, well. The Nazi Scientists attempt to lead the Sleep Disorder Patients to the Powerful Warrior. (6) They lead the Sleep Patients instantly to the Warrior, and dodge any traps flawlessly! And who do they find? ...(1) They find Claptrap. Yeah, they find Claptrap. (6) But his Fragtrap modules are in place, so he can fight! Claptrap! (Bet you didn't see that coming.) The rest of the AG mount an offensive on the Godmodder. (1 v 2) (5 v 5) (3 v 5) The Acidic Bacon Creepy Puppet, the Jabberwock, and Seb's Zombie all miss. The 1 means, you guessed it, Counter Attack! (3 v 3) Somehow, the ABCP blocks the Godmodder's attack! The SS13 Clown attempts to steal the Nexian Warstaff from the Jabberwock! (2 v 5) The Jabberwock punches him in the face. It does no damage, but it happens. Godmodder HP: 22/25 Pinkie Pie HP: 1,000/1,000 (Anti-Godmodder) Fluttershy HP: 500/500 (Anti-Godmodder) UltraMinion HP: 2,500/2,500 (Anti-Godmodder) Nazi Scientists HP: 25/25 (Anti-Godmodder) Sleep Disorder Patients HP: 4/5 (Anti-Godmodder) Claptrap the Fragtrap HP: 1,500/1,500 (Anti-Godmodder) S-Cabbage HP: 1,000/1,000 (Anti-Godmodder) One Punch Man HP: 2,000/2,000 (Non-Combatant) Guy Awesome HP: 2,350/2,350 (Anti-Godmodder) The Acidic Bacon Creepy Puppet HP: 25/25 (Anti-Godmodder) Jabberwock HP: 2,600/2,600 (Anti-Godmodder) Sebastian Swiftbow HP: 1,321/1,321 (Anti-Godmodder, Zombie) SS13 Clown HP: 61/75 (Lawful Neutral) ...(1) Well, I'll make a post tomorrow, when I wake up and can continue the game. Goodnight! |
In response to Greatness942
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Greatness942 wrote:
Well, tomorrow, I'll get on that, Koz. You have pleased the cabbagemancer.. |
One Punch Man pays Greatness942 243,983,000 nex for godmod so that he can build more gazebos faster -- making the world a better place for all gazebo dwellers. This is the deal of a lifetime. Don't pass this up.
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In response to Fugsnarf
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Like heck I would! The Gazebo, when next turn comes around tomorrow, is built, AND (2) 2 more Gazebo's. One is Ter's, on is Fugsmash's, and one is Kozuma's. Enjoy, fellas! And goodnight. See ya'll tomorrow!
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I'm going to take "Like heck I would!" as "Yeah, you get godmod." Since that's the case, One Punch Man uses his godmod to create the world's greatest gazebo. It will revolutionize gazebos forever. The world's greatest gazebo is called Larry, and it has all the modern amenities you could ever want. Come one, come all. Free gazebos for everybody from One Punch Man the godmod!
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In response to Fugsnarf
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I turn one punch man into a giant cabbage.
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(5) You do get the Godmod, and award a Gazebo to every player. But as no turn is passing, you only get it just this once.
Koz attempts to polymorph his Gazebo into a Giant Cabbage. (6) He succeeds, AND makes a second Gazebo, which also turns into a Giant Cabbage. Then, he attempts to polymorph One Man Punch into a Giant Cabbage. (5) He succeeds. OMP will change back into a...human? I don't actually know what he is, but he'll back to being it during the actual turn, which is tomorrow. Goodnight, for the third time. On a side note, I like how people are actually playing this. That's awesome! You guys are awesome! |