As with Yut Put's move, I'll queue that into the turn, but you have to be patient.

I walk down the street and notice what appears to be a notebook out of the corner of my eye. As I get closer, I can see the words "Game Note" written on the cover of it. Out of curiosity, I pick it up and open it to see what's written inside.

On the first page, the following "rules" are listed:

1. If the name of a player is written in this notebook, that player's health will be reduced to zero during the next turn.

2. This notebook is not bound by the result of dice rolls. In other words, assume every action this book is responsible for to have a result of (6).

3. If the Game God who this notebook belongs to is fed cabbage, this notebook will grow in strength. Especially if said cabbages are giant cabbages.

4. At any time, the Game God may make a deal with a player in possession of its notebook: the player may acquire the Game God's Dice in exchange for half his or her current health points. The Game God's Dice can be used to alter roll results from previous turns.

5. Any corrupt Game Masters who make biased rolls in favor of the giant cabbage army will be stripped of their Game Mastering privileges if they try to interfere with any actions made via the notebook, try to sell the notebook illegally on the black market, or if they try to write in the notebook themselves. The Game God who owns this notebook will then appoint a new Game Master, which will be announced via the Game God himself or any player in possession of the notebook.

At first, I chuckled and dropped the notebook back down. "How could there POSSIBLY be a notebook this powerful", I thought. However, as I began to walk away, I felt a tingling in my butt crack. There was something about that notebook that drove me to turn back around and take it home with me.

I ran into my room and locked the door. I knew the notebook was BS, but I decided to test it anyway. I turned on the TV, and there was a report about a player carelessly summoning giant cabbages named Kozuma3. I wrote the players name, and sure enough, the following turn, Kozuma3 had taken a fatal amount of damage just like that! And then, I met the Game God himself. This is what he looks like:







Oh, right. You guys probably can't see him. You think that's a white space, but it's actually the Game God. Only those who touch the Game Note can see him. His name is Eugene and he's addicted to eating cabbages, and being a support agent.

Anyway, I have sworn to become the God of this new game. I will destroy all the cabbages and create a world free of cabbages. And no, Eugene, I will never swap half my health points for your Game Dice. That is simply a deal I cannot make. I plan to reign over the new game as God for a long time after I'm done ridding the game of cabbage filth. As I began to kill more and more cabbages, people started to refer to me as "Rot" ( referring to how rotting is the greatest enemy of cabbage ).

And now there's this girl stalking me, who also has a Game Note, known as the "second Rot".



She keeps following me around saying she's in love with me or whatever and that she is "thankful to Rot for removing Big Sean from her life". Whoever that is.

With my lucky pants on, but not at full effectiveness, I attempt to complete my lucky pants effectiveness (roll +1 from lucky pants)

One Punch Man realizes that violence is not the answer. He builds Ter a new Gazebo.

Okay, no turn will pass, as neither of these are combat, but I will do them, because I am a nice, fair, and insane GM.

(4) Ter's new gazebo will take 4 turns, but will be worth everyone second.

(1) The Lucky Pants tearing not only breaks them, they explode!(6) But Ter's gazebo not only survives the explosion, it also blows building materials over, negating it to 2 turns before completion!

(6) You pull your sword out of your hat, and the resulting magic revitalizes your pants! The Lucky Pants have been restored!

Sorry for not doing a new turn, guys. I'm just having a bit a free time, but that's not the reason.

I love that you guys are doing non combat things, in fact, I envisioned this to be a sort of Roleplaying RTD, like Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia. But this is still Destroy the Godmodder, and I need at least 1 combat and 1 non combat action to start the next turn.

So, by all means, declare your intention to build a birdhouse, that's fine, but if the NPCs do all the fighting, then that's boring. Besides, PokémonRed is about to have to do his own actions, he is fusing next turn, after all. Don't stop acquiring Swords and Pants, don't stop building Gazebos, but you still have a threat you must take care of.

There we go! Allons-y!

Rushnut polishes the lucky sword, and begins charging for 1 turn.

Empirez (6) completely escapes my radar, he's just gone!

The Operator casts a wisp of dark magic (2) but it dissipates before it can do anything.

The Godmodder attempts to finish off the Operator before he can try anything. (3 v 6) He misses, and the Operator has time to say something before Counter Attacking! He says "I was the first to gain my powers, I was the one who had that puppet. I died in Minecraft. But at least I never went rogue." (1 v 5) He does miss the attack, and the Godmodder gets one more chance! (1 v 3) The Godmodder farts. I'm sensing a pattern here.

Pinkie Pie hugs Fluttershy, and brings her up to speed. She then fires her Party Cannon (which has more kills then most of these characters) at the Operator, (4 v 5) but she misses her shot.

PokémonRed lets loose a blinding light, and...(5) He becomes the UltraMinion, and joins the AG Team!

The Nazi Scientists finally find their findings, (6) and manage to find out the location of a powerful warrior, and also the location of Empirez! "Ja, Empirez is in the Game Gear's dimension, and the most powerful warrior is in the Cave of Wishes." "Oh, should we send the Sleep Patients?" "Ja."

The Acidic Bacon Creepy Puppet joins the AG team!

Fluttershy attempts to heal the N-G-Cabbage, (1) But the N-G-Cabbage dies of it's injuries before she gets there!

The S-Cabbage attempts to spawn someone to aid in the fight! (6) He spawns in the Nexian Warstaff? But attached to it is the dismembered hand of a potential buyer, and latching onto the hand is the fearsome Jabberwock! Or, Jabberwocky. However you say it.

2 turns until Ter's Gazebo is fixed.

Guy Awesome attempts to bring Sebastian back from the dead! (3) Seb gets resurrected...as a zombie. "Well, crap" Guy says.

The SS13 Clown attempts to upgrade himself through sheer willpower! (1) He farts so hard, he craps his pants. No idea what's causing that.

Godmodder HP: 24/25

The Operator HP: 1,394/4,223

Pinkie Pie HP: 1,000/1,000 (Anti-Godmodder)

Fluttershy HP: 500/500 (Anti-Godmodder)

UltraMinion HP: 2,500/2,500 (Anti-Godmodder)

Nazi Scientists HP: 25/25 (Anti-Godmodder)

Sleep Disorder Patients HP: 5/5 (Anti-Godmodder, sent to find the powerful warrior)

S-Cabbage HP: 3,000/3,000 (Anti-Godmodder)

One Punch Man HP: 2,000/2,000 (Non Combatant/True Neutral, building a Gazebo)

Guy Awesome HP: 2,350/2,350 (Anti-Godmodder)

Acidic Bacon Creepy Puppet HP: 25/25 (Anti-Godmodder)

Jabberwock/Jabberwocky HP: 2,600/2,600 (Anti-Godmodder)

Sebastian Swiftbow's Zombie HP: 1,321/1,321 (Anti-Godmodder)

SS13 Clown: 61/75 (Lawful Neutral)

Empirez/Game Gear's HP: ?/?

Alrighty, then.
I'll edit last turn to include that.

No turn passes, but I will roll, this is intriguing. (5) Godmodder plays Fallout 4, (6) But manages to maintain a healthy lifestyle, healing all damage. Yes, that means he healed 1 HP. Yay.

Also, I'm going to be going somewhere else for an hour or 2. When I get back, I'll post that I'm back. In the Meanwhile, listen to Short Change Hero. It's really good.

I write the name "Giant Cabbage" in the Game Note.