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ID:194291
Jun 13 2001, 1:49 pm
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a mathmatition, a scientist and an engeneer are at a bed and breakfast when the in room furnases catch fire. the engineer gets up looks at the fire and and the ice bucket and the sink. then fills the bucket and dumps the water on the fire. the scientist gets up see the fire bucket and facet. then fills the bucket cafaly calculates the trejectory and throws the water on the fire. the mathmatition wakes up and sees the fire, bucket, and sink then say "THERE IS A SALUTION!" and gose back to sleep. |
In response to LexyBitch
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On 6/13/01 5:24 pm LexyBitch wrote:
Seen in a chatroom- Actually....I screwed up on a geography quiz by writing that island is as Lesbos...its actually Lesvos. Im not trying to contradict anyone I just wanted to point that out becuase there are alot of 12 year olds on here who have geograpy quizes too. |
In response to Orinelly
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On 6/13/01 5:41 pm Orinelly wrote:
Actually....I screwed up on a geography quiz by writing that island is as Lesbos...its actually Lesvos. Im not trying to contradict anyone I just wanted to point that out becuase there are alot of 12 year olds on here who have geograpy quizes too. Heh, It's all greek to me ;) |
In response to Orinelly
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It all depends on the transliteration. Greek doesn't use the same alphabet as English... so is it Cronos, Chronos, or Kronos? None of them. There is no proper English spelling of a Greek word. For purposes of quizzes, though, pay attention to your teacher and books. Mine have always gone Lesbos.
On 6/13/01 5:41 pm Orinelly wrote: On 6/13/01 5:24 pm LexyBitch wrote: |
In response to Pmikell
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What is a rhetorical question?
On 6/13/01 5:31 pm Pmikell wrote: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip? |
In response to LexyBitch
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Excellent! Im printing your last post to take to my old geography teacher and proving her wrong! Revenge is so very sweet...although it was 3 years ago.
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Hehehe...You know the funny thing is we are sitting around our computers hitting the refresh button anxiously awaiting a reply....So hows your guys Wednesday going?
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In response to Orinelly
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Teachers are immune to logic. Particularly logic that suggests an answer is open to interpretation. I'd hazard to guess that this teacher in particular probably just didn't like the word "Lesbos."
On 6/13/01 5:54 pm Orinelly wrote: Excellent! Im printing your last post to take to my old geography teacher and proving her wrong! Revenge is so very sweet...although it was 3 years ago. |
In response to LexyBitch
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Hmmm good point....I think you may be right, I always thought she was rather "Dikeish" maybe it was the harry legs? She may have thought I wrote Lesbos just to spite her, in that case I wont mention anything and leave her with a fealing of wonder if her students know she is a dike...
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In response to jobe
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In response to jobe
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On 6/13/01 7:21 pm jobe wrote:
How meany men dose it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: NONE! That's a hardware problem.... |
A Czechoslovakian man felt his eyesight was growing steadily worse, and felt it was time to go see an optometrist. The doctor started with some simple testing, and showed him a standard eye chart with letters of diminishing size: CRKBNWXSKZY. . . "Can you read this?" the doctor asked. "Read it?" the Czech answered. "Doc, I know him!" |
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The guardsman replies, "Nice trade, Sir." |
In response to jobe
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A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice." The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everybody." |
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MALE CHATTER: im looking for lesbos!
FEMALE CHATTER: Try just east of Crete.