Joke board? I think not!

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Oct 10 2001, 8:15 pm
Nadrew wrote:
Tom wrote:
Nadrew wrote:

Give me a while and I will think of one.

This is not the forum for that.

Yeah I know,sorry I am just really really bored (You should have a joke board as like a sub directory from babble).

I disagree. The last thing we need is a section of the boards where anti-Bin-Laden's are rattling off hateful "jokes".

People like me think that jokes shouldn't be hurtful -- jokes are supposed to be funny, not insulting. While I might get a laugh from a redneck joke or two, chances are, I'll avoid that. The more general the joke, the better.


Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Where's my tractor?"
Oct 11 2001, 8:27 am
It's funny because it's true!
Oct 11 2001, 9:33 am
In response to LexyBitch
I like chicken.

Get it?
Oct 11 2001, 9:39 am
In response to Foomer
Foomer wrote:
I like chicken.

Get it?

Chicken Is Good!

Cheers,

BlackDeath
Oct 11 2001, 11:22 am
Q: What time is it?
A: Thats not a chicken, thats my wife!
Oct 11 2001, 12:15 pm
Q: When's the best time to have poison ivy?
A: When you can sell it.
Oct 11 2001, 12:19 pm
Q: what happens when you throw a branch at your computer with a telnet game up that is causing you anger?
A:There is a Stick In The MUD
Oct 11 2001, 1:18 pm
*Tri So sticks out first two fingers of his right hand to Spuzzum* Tri So says," Here smell your G/F."
Oct 11 2001, 2:00 pm
In response to Tri So
*whispers Tri sos a bi*
Oct 11 2001, 2:03 pm
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

-AbyssDragon
Oct 11 2001, 4:34 pm
Q: How did a guy make amillion dollars off of newbies with his box of cherios?

A:He sold them as bagel seeds



(Note: I can say this cause Im a newbie)
Oct 11 2001, 5:43 pm
In response to Deadlocke
Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick.
Oct 11 2001, 6:21 pm
In response to Lord of Water
k I got 2

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. She communicates well and I act like I'm listening."


OK. #2

A man goes to a pet store, and he wants a new dog(his died). So anyway, the storekeeper guy says "You dont want a dog, you want a toothless hampster". The man says "What would I want with a toothless hampster?". The storekeeper says "Ill show you". The man opens up his pants and the storekeeper put the hampster in. After a while the man goes and buys the hampster. He takes it home and puts it on the floor, it runs around. Suddenly his wife yells, "THERES A HAMPSTER ON OUR FLOOR!". The Man yells back "TEACH IT TO COOK AND THEN GET THE HELL OUT!".

Lame huh?


Omega
Oct 11 2001, 9:51 pm
In response to Tri So
Jokes on you, Spuzzum doesn't have a girlfriend!
Oct 12 2001, 12:58 pm
In response to LexyBitch
LexyBitch wrote:
Jokes on you, Spuzzum doesn't have a girlfriend!

...Yet. ;-)
Oct 12 2001, 6:42 pm
Q:where is the best place for an elephant to hide?
you: I don't know
A: in a cherry tree!
you: but elephants can't climb tree's!!!
A: EXACTLY!!