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This concludes my babbling session for tonight.
ID:193799
 Oct 23 2001, 1:24 pm
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BlackDeath wrote:
SuperAshing wrote: "Inconceivable!" "Anybody want a peanut?" Monkeys, Foomer | |
A friend and I were ice fishing last winter, a pastime I have grown to loath as of late. We must have been out on that lake for a good two hours with not so much as a nibble. Lacking in beer and a decent hutch, we decided to give it another half hour, and then head home. By this time our butts were pretty cold, as was my sense of adventure.
About ten minutes later, this kid, who must have been about 8 or so, drops a line about 50 feet from us in an old hole we had abbandoned over an hour ago. Within two minutes, he had a bite! We both were a bit jealous, so we decided to stay around a little longer, now that we knew the fish weren't just in our heads. This kid was magnificent. He must have averaged a fish about one every fifteen minutes. After looking on and failing to land one of our own, my buddy says to me. "Lets see what he's usin." So we get up, and go to ask this little wonder how he did it. "Say kid," I say, "We noticed you're doin pretty good out here. Mind tellin us what you're usin fer bait?" The kid looked up at us and mummbled something that neither of us could make out. It was obvious he had something in his mouth. "Come again," says my buddy, "We didn't quite catch that." Again he mummbles some unintelligable phrase that leaves us both scratching our heads. "C'mon boy," I say, "just spit it out!" And so he did. Right into his gloved hands which he held up for us to see. "I said, you have to keep the worms warm!" | |
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Now Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't so fuzzy now. Was he?
"We are the knights that say, 'Ni!'"
Cheers,
-BlackDeath