Zilal wrote:

But I am compulsive.

<<On the other hand, what I *am* working on will bring joy (and death) to many people whereas only Esserae and Jaxia are compulsive enough to ask 400 individual questions.>>

1. How was everyone's christmas?

terrible

2. I hear Thrakmas is supposed to be just a Twilight Hall thing and not an Elanthian thing, is that true?

dont know

3. Did it snow where you live?

no

4. What is figgy pudding?

no idea

5. How come sugar plums have no plum in them?
beats me
6. How does someone enjoy cognac?

they dont

7. Are you out of your mind?

yes

8. Did anyone else's dad buy 50% of her gifts at the dollar store?

no...cuz im a him

9. How are you?

bored but good

10. What time are you people usually around in the Rest?

ummm...?

11. Did you know that in a study of the effect of smells upon blood flow to the nether regions, pumpkin pie scored the highest increase in men?

no

12. Did you know it was Good n Plenty candies for women?

nope

13. Who really likes Good n Plenties, anyway?
no one
14. Is it true the formula for M&Ms sold in the south is different from those sold in the north?

yes...us sotherns get the ones with pot

15. ...and that over 50% of both the north and south forces in the civil war was Irish immigrants?

Yes why do you think we lost.They were to damn drunk(we had more)

16. What did I do with the pictures I had taken of my nose getting pierced?

well nadrew answered it

17. Where did my friend Joanna from summer camp move to?

Tennessee

18. And does she still have the cd I accidentally left at her house?

no

19. What was that thing with Sammeal and Oberly?

no idea

20. Isn't "festively plump" great?

uhhh,,,,im scared

21. Where do the ducks on the lake in Central Park go in the winter?

my house...we drink buds

22. How come ink cartridges cost so much?

Microsoft

23. How come Lechter's and the Science store in the mall aren't there anymore?

Microsoft

24. Where is the Waterford that Waterford crystal comes from?

no idea

25. How come real crystal smells nasty to me?

it wasn chrystal

26. Why does horseradish sauce make your nose burn?

it was coke

27. You know what sucks?

hookers

28. If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

baby poo

29. How come the olive oil sold in American supermarkets is oils from different countries mixed together, while the oil sold in Europe is unmixed?

no idea

30. Why do people get confused about "shelled" nuts having no shells, but not about peeled fruits having no peels?

they are wierd

31. Anyone ever had a durian?

no

32. Are horses smarter than cats?

no

33. What class of drug would catnip be?
umm nasty @$$ $#(7
34. Can you make cheese from milk that comes from non-ruminants?

yes,nasty,but yes

35. How is Aephir doing?

good

36. How short is Nofret again?

[-] that short

37. How much does the Diablo II expansion pack cost?
29.99 in usd
38. Is it worth it?

no

39. What are those really thick work pants they sell at Bob's called?

well they are green and wierd what do you think

40. What do you people have against the name Buffy?

its scary

41. Where is Aluisa?

in your house

42. Where is Alusia?

refer to 41

43. Where is Zephina?

refer to 42

44. How much do non-disposable contacts cost?
a-bit
45. Do I really have to go to the bathroom, or can I hold it a bit longer?

you had to go

46. Ever tried the 3d graphics program Blender?

no

47. Do you eat bone marrow?

no

48. Isn't the next installment of Star Wars supposed to come out next year?

not sure

49. Is it true that the plant used for marijuana and that used for hemp are different?

umm...not sure

50. Why are children's cereals so expensive?

cuz they are

51. Isn't Atari porn the greatest concept ever?
no
52. Will there be roa'ters in RR?

no

53. Why do birds suddenly appear when you're near?

they are wierd

54. Aren't pigeons pretty?

no

55. Is a porch swing, a rocking chair or a slider better?

rockin chair

56. Can you imagine getting a botfly in you and deliberately waiting for it to hatch?

no

57. What's the "oldest" critter in Ta'Vaalor?
no idea
58. What will the Moomph pickle advertisers think of next?
no idea
59. Are silicon-based life forms really feasible?
yea
60. Are they likely to occur anywhere in the universe?
no
61. Is the universe saddle-shaped?
yes
62. At extremely high temperatures, do the forces act as one?

no

63. How long do you have to boil eggs to make them hard?
3 minutes
64. Why are they sometimes greenish inside?

cuz ure a bad cook

65. Do you like green eggs and ham?
no
66. Would you eat them on a train?

no

67. Shouldn't more money be put into rail development?

yes

68. Who has a train set around their christmas tree?

me

69. Did you go fake, or real?

fake

70. Do your cats eat the tinsel?

no

71. Did you get your pets presents?

yes(my dog got a big bone)

72. What is white chocolate if there's no chocolate in it?

white somethin

73. Who's a good boy?

nadrew

74. Do I really have a flat tire, or did someone deliberately let the air out?

i let it out

75. That would be weird, wouldn't it?

yeah

76. If I buy a used radio to replace the radio stolen from my car, am I likely to be unwittingly driving the same market that encouraged theft of my car radio in the first place?

yes

77. Where are Dalmatia, Pomerania, Abyssinia, et cetera?

umm

78. Does the word abyss have anything to do with Abyssinia?

yeS

79. Actually, wasn't my German teacher fro Pomerania?

LA

80. Will there be any social security left for me?
Yes
81. Am I getting a cold?

no

82. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

277,i counted

83. They don't really mean it when they sall ALL snowflakes are different, right?

no

84. Do some cultures think sulfur smells good?
yes
85. What is myrrh?

no idea

86. What does "creche" mean in French?
no idea
87. You know they put sugar on popcorn in France instead of salt and butter?

cool.

88. And people put mayonnaise on french fries instead of ketchup?

yumm

89. Or do you spell it catsup?

doesnt matter

90. Are there reruns of Quantum Leap on any channel I get?

no

91. Does Rush Limbaugh really believe what he says?

no

92. Is Sanskrit an ancester of most European languages?

no

93. Will it be cold tomorrow?

yes

94. Should I brush my cat's teeth?

no

95. Are there any void-flaring weapons for sale?

yes

96. How many new rules has M:tG come out with since I last played?

no idea

97. What should I have to eat?

cheese

98. What is Bradach working on?

no idea

99. What have I got in my pocket?

a toothbrush

100. What is snooker?

a smoker but only smokes ona full moon

101. When does the kobold as a fantastic creature date from?

2009

102. Were Homer's epics written by Homer, or by another man of that name?

Homer

103. Did I finish MacBeth or not?

yeah

104. Why did Mr. Spillane leave the high school?

u made him

105. Are LotR showings still really crowded?

no

106. Was there any Near Eastern medieval weapon resembling a rapier?

yes

107. Is the use of elephants in circuses ethical?
no
108. Are elephants smarter than dogs?

no

109. What was that noise?

im in your room

110. Do you think if I took my watch to the jewelry counter in Walmart, they could replace the battery for me?

no

111. Why'd they stop selling that model?

cuz u bought it

112. Is the purchase of Walmart products unethical?

yes

113. Should we be looking into drigibles as a form of transportation?

yes

114. Where will I put this stuff?

in ure purse

115. What is the origin of the word "peeve"?

its......?

116. Why do I have so many moths in my apartment in the middle of winter?

no idea

117. Which light is making that red "brake lamp" warning on my car come on?

umm that 1

118. If I reroute my festive colored lights around the bulb socket that exploded, will they work again?

yes

119. Did Dorli's player really get me an egg-wave for christmas?

no

120. Does DD7 really work like they say?

no

121. What did your mother tell you?

dont coun`t my chickens before they hatch

122. Do positive ions have a negative effect on mood?

yes

123. How much algebra do I remember?

none

124. What happened to light brown regular M&Ms?

umm there werent

125. Why were there no light brown peanut M&Ms?

no idea

126. Are there still cheese-injected hot dogs on the market?

yes

127. Why can't I find them?

theyre on the black market

128. Why would you leave an unwrapped candy on your keyboard?

umm no idea

129. Will Richard Adams write more books?

no

130. Who wrote that ode to the grecian urn thing?

no idea

131. Is beauty really truth?

no

132. What is the evolutionary history of the colon and semicolon?

see some one through their colon pape the somone cut it

133. What color are my eyes?

green

124. You remember that alien show where the aliens couldn't drink milk?

no

125. Do I have new e-mail?

yes

126. How long can I wait before I have to go in for my emissions test?

1 week

12.7 What is brass made of?

your @$$

128. What are little girls made of?

me

129. Is 129 a prime number?

yes

130. Are levi's with the orange tag made in Puerto Rico?

no

131. What does a silver tag mean?

stay away?

132. What is the definition of jaywalking?
jlo walking
133. How did it get its name?

jlo

134. What are you looking at?

you

135. What's it to you?

not much

145. You wanna step outside?

sure

146. What was it Ambrose Bierce said about marriage?

no idea

147. What are rickets?

a family that produced a hot girl at my school

148. Will I ever play Black & White again?

no

149. Is Percocet an opiate?

no

150. What should I wear to bed?

nothin

151. Are there ever lightning and thunderstorms in the winter?
yea
152. When is the Indian monsoon season?
now
153. Is my uncle incapable of interpreting subtle social cues indicating extreme boredom, or is he just rude?

hes rude

154. What is in this brownie?

$#(7

155. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

smile

156. What did my car radio sell for?

well i got 250

157. What is the gist of the Hindu faith?
ummm..nope
158. What is my favorite movie?

me

159. Do I even have one?

yes

160. What is my favorite book?

me

170. How much is too much?

well im almost to much

171. What do moths smell like?

u should know

172. What do durians smell like?
umm no idea
173. What do I smell like?

moths

174. Are we there yet?

almost

175. Should I switch to a totally free checking account?
yes
176. Are there any college-age boys who like to polka?

me

177. Where can I find one?

here

178. Where have all the flowers gone?

i ate em

179. Why are cyclamens so weird?

no idea

180. What is the chemical composition of snot?

you know your wierd

181. What time is it?
\1:33 cst but that was an hour ago
182. You know Topo Gigio?
no
182. Is George Lucas crazy?

yea

183. Can I make pesto at home?

no

184. Remember the Goodfeathers?

yea

185. What does this key go to?

no idea

186. Anybody want a peanut?

i have 2 already

187. What is the difference between a sloop and a ketch again?

no idea

188. What is a yawl?

a lw that is on coke

189. How do they make pickles pickles?

umm cu-cumb-ers

190. What is in peanut brittle?

like cashew brittle

191. What does peppermint bark taste like?

nasty

192. How many roads must a man walk down?

many

193. When should I do laundry?

thursday

194. How come it was so warm in November?

no idea

195. What is the weirdest dream you remember?

i ate a baby

196. How many marsupials are there not native to Australia?

2002

197. What percentage of Australian aboriginals have diabetes?

44%

198. Where did the percent symbol come from?
well ,i better not say...lets just say urinal organ,male,ink,and paper
199. What are the symptoms of a tapeworm?
ok ure scaring me
200. Is one sex of mules fertile and the other not?

yes

201. Do you watch Junkyard Wars?
yes
202. Isn't "bodging" the best word ever?

yes

203. Do you pledge to use "bodging" more in your everyday speech?

no

204. How many rabbits would it take to heat a room to the same level as your everyday radiator?

um 4444444444444444444444444

205. Is motrin better than the store-brand ibuprofen?
yea
206. How does one recognize basalt?

no idea

207. When was asphalt invented?

when a guys @$$ was the fault of a death

208. Should I put the milk away?

no

209. How old is Ray Bradbury?

100000000000

210. What "season" is my coloration?

no ideA

211. Have you been to Hawaii?

no but im going next year

212. Does Dremerie still have my Bardfest pin?

no

213. Have I injured my tongue?

yes

214. Where's the beef?

in you belly

215. You know that game on the old "whose line is it anyway" where they could only ask questions?

uhh yea

216. Are you Swedish?

no im dutch

217. How do you pronounce "cuirass"?
cure-ass
218. How is "cuirbouilli" pronounced?
cure boily
219. How do YOU pronounce coif?
co if
220. How much is a ladies' haircut at a non-cheapo discount salon?

2$

221. Even if the lady is really getting a boy's cut?
1$
222. Isn't palimpsest a great word?

no

223. Do you like Jodie Foster?

umm no

224. Have you been to NYC?

yes

225. Yes?

yes

226. Why am I dizzy?

you smoked an ounce of pot

227. Are they still showing that Sherlock Holmes series on A&E with Jeremy Brett?

actually i think yes

228. When is it on?

late

229. Where has Setzier got to?
no
230. What cd should I listen to?

backstreet boys

231. Should I have asked for a Frankie Valley & the Four Seasons cd for Christmas?

yes

232. Are those chocolates really imported?

no

233. From where?

no whr
234. Do you have any grey poupon?
no

235. What happened to my horseradish sauce?

i snorted it

236. How come I don't have any mustard?

i snorted it

237. How do you play Go Fish?

i snorted it

238. How do you play poker?

god

239. Will I be able to go to Mars?

when

240. Which little piggy went to market?
will
241. What the heck was she singing?

it end....no idea

242. Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?

in my belly

243. Where is Prata?

in my belly

244. When will the log go?

in 4 minutes

245. Do you know the way to San Jose?

yes

246. Who is the prime minister of Canada?

joe finkly

247. Are artichokes good?

no

248. Did I take my iron today?

no

249. Is there life in the clouds of Jupiter?

no

250. Is there life on Europa?

no

251. When is my appointment?

now

252. Can I borrow some paper towels?

no

253. What?

huh?

254. Who?

you

255. Aren't you going to silflay?

no

256. Is rabbit pie good?

yea

257. Should I get bisquick?

no

258. Does AOL hate me?

yea

259. What is going on in Afghanistan?

osama is screwin 11 women and talkin to his 54 kids ohh wait 1 more was added

260. Do I have any good books I haven't read?

no

261. Should I take up the guitar again?

no

262. Is something wrong with my guitar, or is it just me?

no..its u

263. Is something wrong with my ocarina, or is it just me

u

264. Why does my computer do that?

u

265. Should I give my stepfather a call?

yes

266. Why does MIE keep doing that?

no idea

267. Should I have some more to eat?

no

268. How old is Mount Rushmore?

200 years old

269. Did anyone fall off it when they were making it?
yes tons of people
270. Did they die?

well duh

271. How long is this going to take to download?

well a while

272. How much money do I have?

none

273. Am I cold enough to warrant putting my socks on?
yes
274. How much gas does it take to get from here to New Haven?

not much

275. Isn't orange great?

no

276. Is Fanta European?

no

277. Did Banthis really have anything to do with bantas?

no

278. Will there be Jeopardy auditions here sometime?

nah

279. Should I go?

here

280. How much has the Aral sea sunk since 1970?
no idea
281. Is it bad to eat sunflower seed shells?

no

282. How do you separate the shell from the seed when they're in your mouth?

crack it

i quit

That's not l33t speak, that's like kiddie stupid internet-wanna be l33t-hacker speak!

l33t speak is just like:

h4x0r and b0x0r

I already translated this a long time ago. ;-P

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Multifarious avenues of approach vie for attention as potential retorts to leet's treacherous reports. The first thing I want to bring up is that leet likes to cite poll results that "prove" that it holds a universal license that allows it to propitiate irritable, closed-minded dunderheads for later eventualities. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of its pollsters? Chances are good that you have never been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that you shouldn't let leet intimidate you. You shouldn't let it push you around. We're the ones who are right, not leet. Ten years ago, it was biased big-mouths. Today, it's fickle, vindictive scrubs who scupper my initiative to shed the light of truth on the evil that is leet.


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Faith is harder to shake than knowledge, love succumbs less to change than respect, hate is more enduring than aversion, and not only does leet foster suspicion -- if not hatred -- of "outsiders", but it then commands its co-considerators, "go, and do thou likewise." This moral issue will eventually be rendered academic by the fact that what I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that if leet can't be reasoned out of its prejudices, it must be laughed out of them. If leet can't be argued out of its selfishness, it must be shamed out of it. But this is something to be filed away for future letters. At present, I wish to focus on only one thing: the fact that if natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species, then leet is clearly going to be the first to go. My message is clear: leet will probably never understand why it scares me so much. And it does scare me: its ravings are scary, its ventures are scary, and most of all, I am thoroughly shocked and entirely appalled that it could voice the sorts of gross lies and historical misrepresentations that it so often does. That concept can be extended, mutatis mutandis, to the way that leet's catch-phrases are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us in the immediate years ahead.


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Because we have the determination to see the truth prevail, we must never forget that if you want to hide something from leet, you just have to put it in a book. If it weren't for fatuous gits, leet would have no friends. Leet has been deluding people into believing that the cure for evil is more evil. Don't let it delude you, too.


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Leet is operating under the misguided assumption that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: why can't it relieve its aching sense of inadequacy without having to introduce changes without testing them first? To rephrase that question, how can it retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population and then turn around and shed tears for those who got hurt as a result? There is widespread agreement in asking that question, but there is great disagreement in answering it.


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Ostensibly, leet does not intend to revile everything in the most obscene terms and drag it into the filth of the basest possible outlook, but in fact, its screeds are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition." Funny, that was the same term that leet's toadies once used to treat anyone who doesn't agree with it to a torrent of vitriol and vilification. Given leet's record of shady dealings, it asserts that the boogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to its demands. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. So leet thinks that it can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without a repercussion? Interesting viewpoint. Here's another: it can't possibly believe that it defends the real needs of the working class. It's stupid, but it's not that stupid. And that's it. I shall make every effort, especially in this limited space, to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples.

1. How was everyone's christmas?

Fine

2. I hear Thrakmas is supposed to be just a Twilight Hall thing and not an Elanthian thing, is that true?

I don't understand that Q.

3. Did it snow where you live?

No

4. What is figgy pudding?

Hmm...

5. How come sugar plums have no plum in them?

I'm not that smart!

6. How does someone enjoy cognac?

Umm...

7. Are you out of your mind?

Yes :p

8. Did anyone else's dad buy 50% of her gifts at the dollar store?

I dont think so

9. How are you?

Good

10. What time are you people usually around in the Rest?

What?

11. Did you know that in a study of the effect of smells upon blood flow to the nether regions, pumpkin pie scored the highest increase in men?

I'm confused

12. Did you know it was Good n Plenty candies for women?

What?

13. Who really likes Good n Plenties, anyway?

My mom

14. Is it true the formula for M&Ms sold in the south is different from those sold in the north?
Don't think so
15. ...and that over 50% of both the north and south forces in the civil war was Irish immigrants?

uhh...

16. What did I do with the pictures I had taken of my nose getting pierced?

You showed them to your girlfriend and terrified her!

17. Where did my friend Joanna from summer camp move to?

How am I supposed to know?

18. And does she still have the cd I accidentally left at her house?>maybe...

19. What was that thing with Sammeal and Oberly?

huh?

20. Isn't "festively plump" great?

wha?

21. Where do the ducks on the lake in Central Park go in the winter?

Somewhere

22. How come ink cartridges cost so much?

I've always wondered why.

23. How come Lechter's and the Science store in the mall aren't there anymore?

which mall?

24. Where is the Waterford that Waterford crystal comes from?

huh?

25. How come real crystal smells nasty to me?

I'm not you.

26. Why does horseradish sauce make your nose burn?
It does?
27. You know what sucks?

Yes,being 10 years old

28. If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

babie's lol

29. How come the olive oil sold in American supermarkets is oils from different countries mixed together, while the oil sold in Europe is unmixed?

what?

30. Why do people get confused about "shelled" nuts having no shells, but not about peeled fruits having no peels?

I dont get it

31. Anyone ever had a durian?
<whats a durian
32. Are horses smarter than cats?
I dont think so
33. What class of drug would catnip be?
DRUG?
34. Can you make cheese from milk that comes from non-ruminants?

hmm?

35. How is Aephir doing?
Who's Aephir
36. How short is Nofret again?
Who's that?
37. How much does the Diablo II expansion pack cost?
Whats Diablo II?
38. Is it worth it?

___________

39. What are those really thick work pants they sell at Bob's called?

what?

40. What do you people have against the name Buffy?

THATS MY DOG'S NAME!

41. Where is Aluisa?

somewhere

42. Where is Alusia?

somewhere

43. Where is Zephina?

I DONT KNOW!

44. How much do non-disposable contacts cost?

huh?

45. Do I really have to go to the bathroom, or can I hold it a bit longer?

ou can hold it till you piss your pants

46. Ever tried the 3d graphics program Blender?

Whats that?

47. Do you eat bone marrow?

what is it?

48. Isn't the next installment of Star Wars supposed to come out next year?

i dont know is it?

49. Is it true that the plant used for marijuana and that used for hemp are different?

huh/

50. Why are children's cereals so expensive?

WHAT ABOUT CEREAL I EAT?

51. Isn't Atari porn the greatest concept ever?

Porn?Ughh...

52. Will there be roa'ters in RR?

RR?

53. Why do birds suddenly appear when you're near?

do they?

54. Aren't pigeons pretty?

no?

55. Is a porch swing, a rocking chair or a slider better?

whats a slider?

56. Can you imagine getting a botfly in you and deliberately waiting for it to hatch?

I'll throw up!

57. What's the "oldest" critter in Ta'Vaalor?

Where is Ta'Vaalor?

58. What will the Moomph pickle advertisers think of next?

?

59. Are silicon-based life forms really feasible?

?

60. Are they likely to occur anywhere in the universe?

?

61. Is the universe saddle-shaped?

?

62. At extremely high temperatures, do the forces act as one?

what?

63. How long do you have to boil eggs to make them hard?

I dont cook!

64. Why are they sometimes greenish inside?

eww...

65. Do you like green eggs and ham?

i never had them

66. Would you eat them on a train?

read # 65

67. Shouldn't more money be put into rail development?

why?

68. Who has a train set around their christmas tree?

not me

69. Did you go fake, or real?

?

70. Do your cats eat the tinsel?

yes its funny

71. Did you get your pets presents?

ES!

72. What is white chocolate if there's no chocolate in it?

what do you mean?

73. Who's a good boy?

me!

74. Do I really have a flat tire, or did someone deliberately let the air out?
Let air out?
75. That would be weird, wouldn't it?

yes

76. If I buy a used radio to replace the radio stolen from my car, am I likely to be unwittingly driving the same market that encouraged theft of my car radio in the first place?

I dont understand the freaking question

77. Where are Dalmatia, Pomerania, Abyssinia, et cetera?

huh?

78. Does the word abyss have anything to do with Abyssinia?

maybe

79. Actually, wasn't my German teacher fro Pomerania?

I dont know

80. Will there be any social security left for me?

hmm?

81. Am I getting a cold?

I dont know,are you?

82. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

about 225

83. They don't really mean it when they sall ALL snowflakes are different, right?

?

84. Do some cultures think sulfur smells good?

?

85. What is myrrh?

um...

86. What does "creche" mean in French?

?

87. You know they put sugar on popcorn in France instead of salt and butter?

eww

88. And people put mayonnaise on french fries instead of ketchup?

EWWWWW!!

89. Or do you spell it catsup?

catsup huh?

90. Are there reruns of Quantum Leap on any channel I get?

?

91. Does Rush Limbaugh really believe what he says?

?

92. Is Sanskrit an ancester of most European languages?

?

93. Will it be cold tomorrow?

no

94. Should I brush my cat's teeth?

yeah that would be funny

95. Are there any void-flaring weapons for sale?

no?

96. How many new rules has M:tG come out with since I last played?

2?

97. What should I have to eat?

nothing

98. What is Bradach working on?

Who is that?

99. What have I got in my pocket?

I dont know?

100. What is snooker?

i dont know

Ok im done im only 10 years old god!

Goku1001 wrote:

Ok im done im only 10 years old god!

I think God already knows how old you are. ;)

*waves goodbye to this revival*