My proposition on the Universe (Part One)
By Chris Kaminski

I shall now explain to all of you my so-called "crackpot theories". When I look in the mirror, I see an little gnome, who is both fuzzy and small. He tells me my name is "Kaksaka". One time, he tried to take me behind the furnace and do things to me, but I smacked him up a bit.

Prehaps we all have a Kaksaka in us. The universe is huge, but it is also a shoe. Yes, the universe is one giant shoe, big to us, small to "them". "Them" refers to the hand, holding the shoe by its string. Who is this "them"? Prehaps its a "Kaksaka". Or maybe its something more. "Holy Jumping Jesus!!" is a common phrase in the world, but backwards it is "!!Susej gnipmuJ yloH". Take a look at the first word: "Susej". Susie J. A woman from scotland. Prehaps she is the Kaksaka? gnipmuj...[Homey] G, nip jum[ble]. A common Ghetto Phrase. yloh... y 10H, Why 10 hydrogen (atoms)? Lets review:
Susie J. from the Ghetto is made out of 10 hyrdogen molicules. Lets fine Susie J. and ask her.

CK: Hello
SJ: ...

Thats right... Susie J. (Kaksaka) is a farking mute. Prehaps we are all mute-mute, but mutes can talk to each other by tapping their feet. Feet rhymes with sheet. Susie the Mute is sheet.

Tom Daschle, the Majority leader in the Senate got antrax sent to him. Is this because he is "Gee" or a "Kaksaka" (Gee = (guh-ee)) If 1+1 = 2, why does 2+2 = 2? (see Ill. 1a)

1+1 = 2
2+2 = 2
3+3 = 2
4+4 = 2
5+5 = 2
6+6 = 2
[Ill. 1a]

Then what is 2-y? This is what makes America, America. But America = (Uh-mer-ik-ah) Two symbols, one bald man (One balled man)

My proposition on the Universe (Part Two)
By Chris Kaminski

I shall explain more of my so-called "crackpot theories". As you stare up in the sky at nights, you see stars. They are actually people staring at you with twinkles in their eyes. They are a bunch of "gee-feegs", Butt-Hermits, if you will. They want to molest you with their eyes. They want your "goods"

That is yet another proposition. If the horses neigh, then they can f**k themselves. I dont want no b***h-*ss horse calling me a 'poo-chowder'. If they would just shut up, I wouldnt plow a f**king nail in their head, while diabolically luaghing as my dog pees on its leg. This is all because it 'neigh'ed at me.

45 crackers --> Fourty Five Crackers - Fo' Tee' five' Crack'ers

Fo
Tee
Give
Crack
Ars

Four of out Five crack tears.

Dont let this happen to you. Or else I'll yell in your eye. Cheese is like god. Gawd --> Ghetto God.
Play the Beetles record backwards, it says "ARGHEAPLFNAJHAAHH"

Why is this man scared? Sheet-dawg. The mouse eachs the cheese, therefore the cheese eats the 'man'


85-7=85
84-7=84

7=0, 0=7, 7x7 = 49, 49/0 = 0

I think I found a loop HOLE (not the hershey hole)

Fill in the blanks.
Give me the pie.
Ch---- is g--d, b-t s--- is b-----
NOW GIVE CHRIS THE WHOLE PIE (See "HOLE" above)
CHffff is gffd, bft sfff is bfffff
Yep thats horn(E).
Duh-duh, plap me gargen *gurgle**spit* Pooz.

Is that who GAWD is?
G - George's
A - Arse
W - Was
D - Dirty

Thats not good at all......



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