So ya wanna take over the world, eh?

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May 19 2002, 4:44 pm
May 19 2002, 4:47 pm
Actually my original plan was to build an ion-powered space craft to propel me to the next solar system, from which I would terraform one of those planets into a happy little paradise where I shall live (with some cute gal that I'll kidnap before I leave) while Earth is slowly turned into a miserable ball of trash in space.

Good grief, why would anyone want to conquer this planet anyway?
May 19 2002, 4:52 pm
[Excerpt]
Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
May 19 2002, 4:58 pm
In response to Foomer
Good grief, why would anyone want to conquer this planet anyway?

Because you could have lots of cute gals!
May 19 2002, 5:02 pm
In response to Spuzzum
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
May 19 2002, 5:09 pm
In response to Spuzzum
Spuzzum wrote:
Good grief, why would anyone want to conquer this planet anyway?

Because you could have lots of cute guys!


jk :P
(is bored)
- TheWizard
May 19 2002, 6:35 pm
aww they got my medieval castle part but i cant take other the world without a maniackle laugh, evil minions, a shark tank, fluffy cat and an eyepath..an EVIL eyepatch
May 20 2002, 4:21 pm
Sariat wrote:
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Why should I use a site that shows answers which doesn't even reflect my domination of the world? besides I have already seen the site, still pretty good for all those would-be world takers. As for my plan? well, I'll only say that if you really want to take over the world by force, people will just hate you forever and start uprising every so often (unless your a good leader). I prefer a better and less "messy" way, I have been planning on a mind control theory, but I shall not tell of it anymore. Basicly, If I can pull this plan right, I could dominate the world with no bloodshed.
May 20 2002, 4:30 pm
In response to Foomer
Foomer wrote:
Actually my original plan was to build an ion-powered space craft to propel me to the next solar system, from which I would terraform one of those planets into a happy little paradise where I shall live (with some cute gal that I'll kidnap before I leave) while Earth is slowly turned into a miserable ball of trash in space.

good lord! do you know how long it would take to terraform a habitat to fit a human's needs? Longer than a lifetime! You would also need a planet in a perfect alignment (or near perfect) to our earth to even live on it. Humans are very picky on the temperature and such also so it would be hard to find even a good planet, let alone terraform it.

Good grief, why would anyone want to conquer this planet anyway?

Just because this planet is slowly deteorating doesn't mean it can't be fixed. If my plan does work in the later years, I'm not going to be the typical "bad guy" but rather instead, save the world from the destruction brought upon it. But, however, my first order of buisness will be the destruction of one evil corporation, one so diabolical I can barely ever mention it's name, one that lurks in the shadows and slowly takes all...... A...... O..... L! *quickly grabs two pencils and holds them up like a cross*...... wait, I hope I just didn't offend someone.... *shrugs and runs off to his little corner in the dark*
May 20 2002, 4:42 pm
In response to Geo
Just because this planet is slowly deteorating doesn't mean it can't be fixed. If my plan does work in the later years, I'm not going to be the typical "bad guy" but rather instead, save the world from the destruction brought upon it. But, however, my first order of buisness will be the destruction of one evil corporation, one so diabolical I can barely ever mention it's name, one that lurks in the shadows and slowly takes all...... A...... O..... L! *quickly grabs two pencils and holds them up like a cross*...... wait, I hope I just didn't offend someone.... *shrugs and runs off to his little corner in the dark*

Naw, you don't actually offend anyone until you say something similar to:

"I love AOL! AOL is so fast, fun, and easy! I'm going to recommend it to everyone I know!"

Ick... I feel so unclean...
May 20 2002, 5:12 pm
In response to Spuzzum
LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFLMAO GAY O L IS MORE LIKE IT
May 20 2002, 5:37 pm
In response to Spuzzum
Heh...

*Washes Spuzzum's mouth out with soap*

Hmmm... Might still not be enough...

*Looks for some industrial strength solvents*
May 20 2002, 6:18 pm
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.