**yawn** I'm bored...I just had about 10,000,000 Oreos...and whats the first thing that comes to mind?? Well, to rap for you all, of course!!
**Dracon scratches on a fake turn-table**
My name is Chris, and I am Phat
I'm so white - that I can't rap
Let me hear you say "Ho!!!!!!!!!"
**crickets chirping**
...Let me hear you say "Ho!!!!!!"
**crickets chirping again**
I ate some Oreos **scratch** O.. O.. Oreo..O o.. Oreo
Apples Apples **scratch** Apples
Apples apples, we got mapples
Crapples, Papples, Apples Apples
**scratch** **scratch** Crapples Papples
Well, its about time to take a rhyme
and pass a kidney stone this time
No more newbies - eat some cheese!
All them newbies - saying "pwease"
As you can tell, I'm really white
If you laugh, I'll have to smite
Phat, phat, Mutha mutha phat phat
Mutha phat, mutha phat, loaf loaf loaf
1, 2 - 1, 2, 3, 4, Loaf loaf loaf
Eating Cheese, Eating beef
Drinking Coke, Drinking Cheese
Drinking Cheese, cheese, cheese
Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp
Who smokes the plarp? We smoke the plarp?
Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp
**scratch** **scratch** Crapples Papples
-=Dag Yo, Dracon=-
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May 27 2002, 3:55 pm (Edited on May 27 2002, 4:12 pm)
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May 27 2002, 4:05 pm (Edited on May 27 2002, 4:12 pm)
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Eh, Did I scare everyone away? o.o;;
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I'm gonna sing about a physical I had. ^_^
Yo!!! Hey!!! Yo!!! Hey!!! Wave ya hands Drop ya pants Just shut u Pee in the cup The nurse says Wuh? The nurse says Wuh? Wuh? Wuh Wuh? Wuh Wuh Wuh? Wuh Wuh Wuh Wuh? _><_< Whatchoo looking at? I ain't fat I cant Rap I aint a map So dont look I aint a book Pee in the cup _><_< pss... I made lemonade Now I know, I'll never get laid Yo Weeeeeeeeee I went pee, Now Just stop and count to three 1-2-1-2-3 Pee... Peace out Homies! ^_^\\‹^^›// ROCKON! ********************************************************** Keep it going, post! |
Phat, phat, Mutha mutha phat phat ahha, somebody liked jay and silent bob |
In response to Dracon
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Now clap your hands to the beat
clap those hand to the beat (no one there to clap) I once took a crap so big and round it tore me a new flap it was loud and wet it hurt? you bet corn, potatoes, beans burgers, onion rings turkey, yams two denny's slams half was green smell made me scream half was red maybe cuz I bled tried to flush it it was some tough **** clogged the toilet what was in it? potatoes, corn, puppies pizza, swiss cheese cinese foooood(Meow), slurpy Ice cream, pie, and come collar greens Chips, salsa Enchilada Burrito, Taco And some gooey nachos it smelled |
Hmmm that first part are nice and comical, I envisioned a great FLASH cartoon showing that one.
LJR |
In response to LordJR
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Phat, phat, Mutha mutha phat phatMutha phat, mutha phat, loaf loaf loaf 1, 2 - 1, 2, 3, 4, Loaf loaf loaf Eating Cheese, Eating beef Drinking Coke, Drinking Cheese Drinking Cheese, cheese, cheese Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp Who smokes the plarp? We smoke the plarp? Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp **scratch** **scratch** Crapples Papples Can you say jay and silent bob remix? heh |
Well my boy chris, all i got to say
Is that you seem to rap in an original way Your rhymes, they stink made me blink and i know what you all may think Yes im white, of course not black but judging by color of skin is whak if you wanna learn a killer rhyme then read below, just kill some time. My key is neo and im here to say oreos and milk is the only way if you do-not mind tha grammer ill take a few shots and type like im hammered. IvE H-Had a FeW 40S and now im SmaSHeD If I HaVE AnY MoRe I'll be TrAsHed RiGhT NoW Im at ScHooL and BoReD liKe HeLL juSt goT fRoM GyM DoNt MiNd ThA Smell I appreciate readin this, wasting your time but take some more and reply to my rhyme If you think its good give me a rap or if your wrong and think its crap just send me a word it will fly like a bird to the forum of B-Y-O-N-D and then my eyes will see the post! Funk masta -~=:{< Neo >}:=~- |
In response to Ter13
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lol...
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In response to NeoHaxor
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Well Sir Neo...
Erm, Ms. Cleo I'm not phat, I've got a cat! You got it wrong Sir Senior Pong And lets see how phat is phat! Your rhymes - no better Than swiss or cheddar Yer stankin' up de place Smack yer hoe Ride a blimp And shut yer stupid face White people can't rap, They rap like crap, And crap ain' very goo'. They like their poeming, Your mouth is foaming! You ugly, ugly, foo'. I have no life - thats just precise! Taking my time Writing some rhyme I gotta go Sir Mr. Hoe I hate the lemon-lime!! -=Dag yo, Dracon=- |
In response to Dracon
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WOO DRACON!!! Im yer biggest fan when will you release yer album?<font color=black>Dracon will you have my baby!!!
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In response to Jacro
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Jacro wrote:
WOO DRACON!!! Im yer biggest fan when will you release yer album?<font color=white>Dracon will you have my baby!!!</font color=white>See! Everybody is doing it! PS -Close your tags.... |
In response to Jacro
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My CD will be out on January 1st, 2050. It will be entitled - "Dracon: When whiteys collide"! Go here to see the cover!! (YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!)
http://draconstrife.tripod.com/ (Dern Tripod :S) |
In response to Dracon
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<music = "Fast Rap">
Well hick town boy all I got to say is the following words HOY and Vey! Your saddening rap brought out the Jew and gave me a slap What, when, why, who? Your rhymes they hurt brought a tear to my eye but then i thought only dracons cry whats up with this why must we compete we can be killer rappers if we just meet if we join up to form a team for all the young girls we'll be their dream just wake up and <big>SCREAM!!!</big> </music> <music = "Light Rap"> *Female chorus* He is right you know funk masta "N" you guys should group ol' Chris and Ken They would be a team make our dreams and rule the themes *end female chorus* </music> <music = "fast Rap"> Now chris my boy the fans agree it should be the ways of you and me if anyone gets in our way then with a rubber hose I shall slay its my weapon of choice not like my voice which is the best for all to impress so what up what up, up, up, what? say whats up what? say what! </music> <font color = yellow><big>NEO</font></big> |
In response to Dracon
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It goes like this, just spray that mist
My name is Branks dont get all pissed Dracon your so lame I can use my fist Your oreo is old and your milk is outdated You mess with me, and i'll make sure your degraded I may be 16, and can easily rap while I lock tha newbies is the monsta trap Run DMC used to be the sh*t, but ya'll f00s know im 2-lagit-2-quit *starts dancing* *scratches the turn-tables* Dracon i like Bacon, and it's kinda tart I lost your sissy cheap wallet at the K-Mart That stores so cheap I heard a *beep* *beep* I guess it was just the sound of my reciept spending yo cash, gave me a rash, nobody else f*cks with the DVD stash My rap is done, it was really fun, this funky beat is enough to get me stunned Your momma was good, her titties were flat, no flatter than a mouse on the TV ya brat! |
In response to Branks
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Wow, i've seen some whiteness in my day, but that - THAT takes the cake.
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In response to Dracon
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you dissin my work? >=)
it wasn't that good cause i need actual music in the background...something like Ludacris - Saturday (Ooh Oooh) |
In response to Branks
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Hehe, I see. Yes, if you took music away from Ludacris, it would sound awful.
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