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**yawn** I'm bored...I just had about 10,000,000 Oreos...and whats the first thing that comes to mind?? Well, to rap for you all, of course!!

**Dracon scratches on a fake turn-table**
My name is Chris, and I am Phat
I'm so white - that I can't rap
Let me hear you say "Ho!!!!!!!!!"
**crickets chirping**
...Let me hear you say "Ho!!!!!!"
**crickets chirping again**

I ate some Oreos **scratch** O.. O.. Oreo..O o.. Oreo
Apples Apples **scratch** Apples
Apples apples, we got mapples
Crapples, Papples, Apples Apples
**scratch** **scratch** Crapples Papples

Well, its about time to take a rhyme
and pass a kidney stone this time
No more newbies - eat some cheese!
All them newbies - saying "pwease"

As you can tell, I'm really white
If you laugh, I'll have to smite

Phat, phat, Mutha mutha phat phat
Mutha phat, mutha phat, loaf loaf loaf
1, 2 - 1, 2, 3, 4, Loaf loaf loaf
Eating Cheese, Eating beef
Drinking Coke, Drinking Cheese
Drinking Cheese, cheese, cheese
Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp
Who smokes the plarp? We smoke the plarp?
Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp
**scratch** **scratch** Crapples Papples

-=Dag Yo, Dracon=-
Eh, Did I scare everyone away? o.o;;
I'm gonna sing about a physical I had. ^_^

Yo!!!
Hey!!!
Yo!!!
Hey!!!
Wave ya hands
Drop ya pants
Just shut u
Pee in the cup
The nurse says
Wuh?
The nurse says
Wuh?
Wuh?
Wuh Wuh?
Wuh Wuh Wuh?
Wuh Wuh Wuh Wuh?
_>
<_<
Whatchoo looking at?
I ain't fat
I cant Rap
I aint a map
So dont look
I aint a book
Pee in the cup
_>
<_<
pss...
I made lemonade
Now I know,
I'll never get laid
Yo
Weeeeeeeeee
I went pee,
Now Just stop and count to three
1-2-1-2-3
Pee...
Peace out Homies! ^_^\\‹^^›// ROCKON!

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Keep it going, post!

Phat, phat, Mutha mutha phat phat
Mutha phat, mutha phat, loaf loaf loaf
1, 2 - 1, 2, 3, 4, Loaf loaf loaf
Eating Cheese, Eating beef
Drinking Coke, Drinking Cheese
Drinking Cheese, cheese, cheese
Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp
Who smokes the plarp? We smoke the plarp?
Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp
**scratch** **scratch** Crapples Papples

ahha, somebody liked jay and silent bob
In response to Dracon
Now clap your hands to the beat
clap those hand to the beat
(no one there to clap)
I once took a crap
so big and round
it tore me a new flap
it was loud and wet
it hurt? you bet
corn, potatoes, beans
burgers, onion rings
turkey, yams
two denny's slams
half was green
smell made me scream
half was red
maybe cuz I bled
tried to flush it
it was some tough ****
clogged the toilet
what was in it?
potatoes, corn, puppies
pizza, swiss cheese
cinese foooood(Meow), slurpy
Ice cream, pie, and come collar greens
Chips, salsa
Enchilada
Burrito, Taco
And some gooey nachos

it smelled
Hmmm that first part are nice and comical, I envisioned a great FLASH cartoon showing that one.

LJR
In response to LordJR
Phat, phat, Mutha mutha phat phat
Mutha phat, mutha phat, loaf loaf loaf
1, 2 - 1, 2, 3, 4, Loaf loaf loaf
Eating Cheese, Eating beef
Drinking Coke, Drinking Cheese
Drinking Cheese, cheese, cheese
Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp
Who smokes the plarp? We smoke the plarp?
Rolling plarpers, smoking plarp
**scratch** **scratch** Crapples Papples

Can you say jay and silent bob remix? heh
Ho!!!!.....
Well my boy chris, all i got to say
Is that you seem to rap in an original way

Your rhymes, they stink
made me blink
and i know what you all may think

Yes im white, of course not black
but judging by color of skin is whak

if you wanna learn a killer rhyme
then read below, just kill some time.

My key is neo and im here to say
oreos and milk is the only way
if you do-not mind tha grammer
ill take a few shots and type like im hammered.

IvE H-Had a FeW 40S and now im SmaSHeD
If I HaVE AnY MoRe I'll be TrAsHed
RiGhT NoW Im at ScHooL and BoReD liKe HeLL
juSt goT fRoM GyM DoNt MiNd ThA Smell

I appreciate readin this, wasting your time
but take some more and reply to my rhyme
If you think its good give me a rap
or if your wrong and think its crap
just send me a word
it will fly like a bird
to the forum of B-Y-O-N-D
and then my eyes will see
the post!

Funk masta
-~=:{< Neo >}:=~-
In response to Ter13
lol...
In response to NeoHaxor
Well Sir Neo...
Erm, Ms. Cleo
I'm not phat,
I've got a cat!
You got it wrong
Sir Senior Pong
And lets see how phat is phat!

Your rhymes - no better
Than swiss or cheddar
Yer stankin' up de place
Smack yer hoe
Ride a blimp
And shut yer stupid face

White people can't rap,
They rap like crap,
And crap ain' very goo'.
They like their poeming,
Your mouth is foaming!
You ugly, ugly, foo'.

I have no life -
thats just precise!
Taking my time
Writing some rhyme
I gotta go
Sir Mr. Hoe
I hate the lemon-lime!!

-=Dag yo, Dracon=-
In response to Dracon
WOO DRACON!!! Im yer biggest fan when will you release yer album?<font color=black>Dracon will you have my baby!!!


In response to Jacro
Jacro wrote:
WOO DRACON!!! Im yer biggest fan when will you release yer album?<font color=white>Dracon will you have my baby!!!</font color=white>


See! Everybody is doing it!


PS -Close your tags....
In response to Jacro
My CD will be out on January 1st, 2050. It will be entitled - "Dracon: When whiteys collide"! Go here to see the cover!! (YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!)

http://draconstrife.tripod.com/

(Dern Tripod :S)
How come no one starts a thread to post sestinas?
In response to Dracon
<music = "Fast Rap">
Well hick town boy
all I got to say
is the following words
HOY and Vey!

Your saddening rap
brought out the Jew
and gave me a slap
What, when, why, who?

Your rhymes they hurt
brought a tear to my eye
but then i thought
only dracons cry

whats up with this
why must we compete
we can be killer rappers
if we just meet

if we join up to form a team
for all the young girls
we'll be their dream
just wake up
and <big>SCREAM!!!</big>
</music>

<music = "Light Rap">
*Female chorus*
He is right you know
funk masta "N"
you guys should group
ol' Chris and Ken
They would be a team
make our dreams
and rule the themes
*end female chorus*
</music>

<music = "fast Rap">
Now chris my boy
the fans agree
it should be the ways
of you and me

if anyone
gets in our way
then with a rubber hose
I shall slay

its my weapon of choice
not like my voice
which is the best
for all to impress

so what up
what up, up, up, what?

say whats up
what?
say what!
</music>

<font color = yellow><big>NEO</font></big>
In response to Dracon
It goes like this, just spray that mist
My name is Branks dont get all pissed
Dracon your so lame I can use my fist

Your oreo is old and your milk is outdated
You mess with me, and i'll make sure your degraded
I may be 16, and can easily rap
while I lock tha newbies is the monsta trap
Run DMC used to be the sh*t, but ya'll f00s know im 2-lagit-2-quit

*starts dancing*

*scratches the turn-tables*

Dracon i like Bacon, and it's kinda tart
I lost your sissy cheap wallet at the K-Mart
That stores so cheap
I heard a *beep* *beep*
I guess it was just the sound of my reciept
spending yo cash, gave me a rash, nobody else f*cks with the DVD stash

My rap is done, it was really fun, this funky beat is enough to get me stunned
Your momma was good, her titties were flat, no flatter than a mouse on the TV ya brat!
In response to Branks
Wow, i've seen some whiteness in my day, but that - THAT takes the cake.
In response to Dracon
you dissin my work? >=)
it wasn't that good cause i need actual music in the background...something like Ludacris - Saturday (Ooh Oooh)
In response to Branks
Hehe, I see. Yes, if you took music away from Ludacris, it would sound awful.
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