Some of them involve relationships, others are just plain funny.
Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night
God made elk. God made deer. God made the BSB, a bunch of queers.
It's better to let someone think your an idiot, than to open your mouth and prove it.
Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.
A wise monkey never monkey's around with another monkey's monkey.
Everyone is entitled to act stupid, but your abusing the privilage.
God made mud, God made dirt. God made guys so girls can flirt.
Well, if I called the wrong number, then why did you answer?
I am not a player. I'm the game.
Hope you guys enjoyed. Yes, it's short. I'll post more later :P
Polatrite recommends: Fantasy Life, Lexiconomy, Mushroom War, BYOND Tabletop Gaming, Warriors of Ryuuza, and Dragon Warrior Quest
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