Well, I thought I would give you fools some warning. The Hobo-Chimp army is now on the move, and they are hungry for hair. Yes, hair. They feed on hair, they grow hair, they make hair, they comb hair, they sc..... well, lets not even go there. Anyways, these monkeys are armed and dangerous, fully loaded with ooglemeister 800102000's (which fire high-velocity mucus-balls), and slackdaddy body armor, which is strategically crafted by the world's best hobo-chimps scientists, teamed with J.Lo (for style, of course. Ever seen a chimp with it's bust half-visible?). These armies have been sighted heading through the lands Hostile lands, slaughtering nothing in their path, and doing massively tiny amounts of destruction, involving buckets and small children. Never mind. Please, guard your games with a spiked iron comb, and never, ever, ever talk to strangers. Especially ones wearing snot armor and toting booger guns.
Polatrite, looking out for the safety of the BYOND developing community. I pray for your safety.
DO NOT TAKE THIS POST LIGHTLY, IT'S ALL TRUE! I SWEAR BY THE GOOBER SPOT ON MY SHOULDER!
Oh, thats a paintball spot from yesterday. Nevermind....
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 Jun 8 2002, 2:52 pm
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Jun 8 2002, 2:57 pm
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Sariat
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NO....just...no
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You think I'm lying. You little fool...
Th-th-th-th..they they tried to ....... KILL ME! Do you u-u-u-u-u-understand!? <BIG><BIG>KILL ME!</BIG></BIG> THE HORROR, THE BLOOD, THE ........ <BIG>SNOT!</BIG> | |
Never fear, i have designed the XX-10 fully-automatic Menthol Gun. They wont be touching ME
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Polatrite wrote:
and doing massively tiny amounts of destruction Would that be an oxymoron? | |