Master Plan

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Jun 27 2002, 8:06 am
Here is my Master Plan:


I talk to my friend, who is going to this girls Quincinera (when a girl turns 15, blah blah), and I say "HOW COME I WASN'T INVITED!?" And hes gonna be all like "You don't go to our school!" and im going to be all like" yeah, gimme her number, ima invite myself!"

*gets number*
*calls girl*

Me: Hello, is [girl of my dreams name] there?

Somebody: Yeah

*cricket*

girl of my dreams: Hello?

Me: Hello!

girl of my dreams: Who is this?

Me: Its [my name here]

girl of my dreams: Woah! I havn't seen you for a long time, you sound different, where ya going to school?

//etc talk

Me: So, I hear you're having your quincinera, eh?

girl of my dreams: Yeah

Me: And I'm not invited?! Come on its me!

girl of my dreams: Okay, its going to be at [so and so] and on [so and so]

Me: Cool, I'll see ya there!

girl of my dreams: Okay!

Me: So what are you doing Friday Night?

girl of my dreams: (hopefully) Nothing...

Me: Wanna go watch Scooby Doo?

girl of my dreams: ahahhahahah

Me: Just kidding, want to see a movie with me on friday?... I'll let you pay....

girl of my dreams: *luaghing* Okay, see ya there
//gets adress

Me: Bye

girl of my dreams: Bye

*click*


*me is happy*


me: oh crap... I can't drive... and my moms gonna have to take us... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Okay, for a few reasons this isn't going to work

1- I can't find my yearbook to call my friend(his number is in there)
2- She is probably doing something
3- My mom is gonna take us( WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!)

4- Shes got a boyfriend.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Oh well, worth a shot *looks for yearbook*


Jun 27 2002, 8:11 am
Sounds like a get 5 buck skeem to me, I'll go hunt her boyfriend for you and make sure he takes a dirt nap, then I'll shofer you in a (stolen)limo, all for 5 bucks. Oh yea, I'll track down your old friends through my super tracking skills(phone book), and finally, if she is doing something I'll make sure that place isn't there for her to do anything. Problems with me doing this....

1. I don't have a liscense and I'm pretty sure stealing is illegal, at least last time I checked.

2. I'm not gonna kill somebody for 5 bucks =)

3. I don't have a few pounds of explosives to take anything out.

Trust me, I wouldn't do this if I did =), most likely be taking over the world! Mwahaha.


<<>>Semaj<<>>
Jun 27 2002, 8:24 am
Oh so sariat went through puberty that's why she said your name sounded different ;)

Oh and take a limo!
Jun 27 2002, 8:25 am
In response to Super16
Super16 wrote:
Oh so sariat went through puberty that's why she said your name sounded different ;)

Pretty much :D
Jun 27 2002, 8:25 am
In response to Sariat
I edited something in my post. Read it ;)
Jun 27 2002, 8:30 am
In response to Super16
Super16 wrote:
I edited something in my post. Read it ;)


LOL! I can't afford a Limo...
Jun 27 2002, 8:41 am
In response to Sariat
Eh if you cant afford one, steal one
Jun 27 2002, 10:25 am
I can't find my yearbook.... and my mom even helped me look for it!!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jun 27 2002, 1:13 pm
In response to Sariat
ok, sorry bout this, YEAR BOOK?!?! im a English/Welsh Hybrid so i doint have a clue what this is
Jun 27 2002, 1:14 pm
In response to Maz
Maz wrote:
ok, sorry bout this, YEAR BOOK?!?! im a English/Welsh Hybrid so i doint have a clue what this is


It has all the pictures of the school, and I had it signed by my friends with thier numbers.....
Jun 27 2002, 1:14 pm
In response to Maz
A yearbook is a book you can buy at the end of the school year with all the students' and staff pictures in it. I don't buy them because they are overpriced.
Jun 27 2002, 1:23 pm
In response to Mertek
heh, we dont do that, we do nothin like that at all, the sbest we get is a picture of our class
And on the last day of school in the last year you


ARE ALLOWED TO SIGN SHIRTS ¦m¦ oh dear why cant we do that instead
Jun 27 2002, 1:36 pm
In response to Mertek
Mertek wrote:
A yearbook is a book you can buy at the end of the school year with all the students' and staff pictures in it. I don't buy them because they are overpriced.

The yearbook is where they find the three minority students in the school and stick them in all the pictures.
Jun 29 2002, 1:05 pm
I found the yearbook...WOOOHOOHOOOHOOOHOOOO! And I called my friend...but he wasn't home! NOOOOOOO

Now, I gotta hope that:

he is in her party
he has her number
she is avialable
she says yes when I ask he out


Lotta hopin to do....
Jun 29 2002, 1:21 pm
In response to Sariat
Sariat wrote:
I found the yearbook...WOOOHOOHOOOHOOOHOOOO! And I called my friend...but he wasn't home! NOOOOOOO

Now, I gotta hope that:

he is in her party
he has her number
she is avialable
she says yes when I ask he out


Lotta hopin to do....

Thanks to me :P

I hope you get her, Sariat ^_^
Jul 1 2002, 5:23 pm
I talked to my friend, got the girls number, and I will call her tommorow.
Jul 1 2002, 5:24 pm
In response to Sariat
Good Luck! Let us know how it works out.

Alienman


P.S. hope you have better luck than me -_-
Jul 3 2002, 5:08 pm
WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*tries to do blackflip, falls down, cries*

They're Tears of joy....really! *shifty eyes*


Okay, anyways, she said Yes! Wooohooo!

I got a few things going for me:

-She has a boy friend...hundreds of miles away...
-They are fighting :-D
-Hes been away for 5 months :-D
-She -likes- funny guys
-She is doing -NOTHING- at all


I also got a few things going agaisnt me:

-Her boyfriend can kick my ass a few times before I hit the ground (but from what I hear, he is slow, so I can dodge his punches, let him get tired, and poke him in the eyes and run like the wind!)
-She hangs around other guys...-ALOT-


And thats about it.... teee heehehhehehehhehehehe and you all said I was crazy......*evil look*

Once again....


WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!



-ST


Jul 3 2002, 5:11 pm
In response to Sariat
Congrats! Let us know how it works out ^_^

Alienman
Jul 3 2002, 5:14 pm
In response to Mertek
Cheapo's rule! *high five* I just have my friend buy mea yearbook!

-LoW
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