In response to Skysaw
Skysaw wrote:
Spuzzum wrote:
Well, first thing would be to eliminate the dead weight. Since enslaving them is too grotesque, we'll have to kill and eat the DBZers.

And risk indigestion?! I'm appalled!

We could just save them all up until we run out of firewood.

No, you tell one, with a gun to his head so he won't mess up, a very detailed way to start up power generators and such, and while he's getting it to work, if he get's electricuted or anything, you just replace them! plus, you kind of convince one to jump off a cliff and into water and sharp rocks at the bottom and watch them go like lemmings saying "Hey, that looked cool!".
In response to Spuzzum
Spuzzum wrote:
Get shade contacts. They are like contact lenses but are darkish black kind of like sunglasses. I think I'll make one of those sooner or later since they arn't out.

Well, I was joking, as most (tending towards all) of my posts on this thread were. =)

I already have transistive glasses, and I would never trust myself nor anyone else enough to put a piece of plastic or glass in my eye.

oh... I tend to squint and hiss and such whenever I look into natural sunlight. I am a Vampire Gamer who drinks caffeinated sodas instead of blood, lives (usually) alone in his crypt, looks pale, only goes outside if he absolutely has to or needs to go to work... stuff like that.
Boy, I can see a war commin already :P

While the BYOND gurus set traps that the DBZers will run into, there will always be a DBZer that pops out of nowhere while you are sleeping and shouts his warcry: "High power-level Goku power!!". He then shouts"Ki blast!" and throws a wood chip at you.

The war is won already. lol
In response to Lummox JR
Lummox JR wrote:
Well, first thing would be to eliminate the dead weight. Since enslaving them is too grotesque, we'll have to kill and eat the DBZers.


I don't like stringy meat, we should just put them in zoos for entertainment.
In response to Nadrew
Nadrew wrote:
Lummox JR wrote:
Well, first thing would be to eliminate the dead weight. Since enslaving them is too grotesque, we'll have to kill and eat the DBZers.


I don't like stringy meat, we should just put them in zoos for entertainment.

which could start a chain of rock vendors, bottle and can vendors, light bulb vendors, and such for tossing :).
In response to Kunark
I could imagine that.

Spuzzum: What the heck did you just do?
DBZ Kiddie: Ah... you are strong... *huff, huff*
Spuzzum: What the heck do you mean, I'm strong? You threw a freakin' wood chip at me!
DBZ Kiddie: Ah... you shrug off ki powers as if they don't exist... you have abilities beyond that of any saiyan I've ever seen...! *huff, huff*
Spuzzum: Uh, no, a wood chip is the furthest thing from "chi" powers.
DBZ Kiddie: Ah... it's spelled "ki"...! *huff, huff*
Spuzzum: How the heck do you know how I spelled it? I said it, not wrote it!
DBZ Kiddie: Ah... I used my scouter to determine what you said...! *huff, huff*
Spuzzum: *Sigh.*
DBZ Kiddie: Ah... your powers are strong... but I know your one true weakness...! *huff, huff*
Spuzzum: That I'm smart, and thus doomed to get my kicks from the computer, since I darned well won't have much of a chance for girls?
DBZ Kiddie: Ah... no... King Yama taught me how to beat you...!
Spuzzum: That's rather interesting, considering he's a fictional character.
DBZ Kiddie: Ah... now I will defeat you... we must kung fu fight!
Spuzzum: That's it, this melodrama is getting on my nerves.

* Will Spuzzum beat the crap out of the kid?! Will the kid unleash his secret pbag pummel?! Tune in next week for an exciting new episode of... BYONDer Z!
In response to Skysaw
Nah, too many deadly fumes.
In response to Spuzzum
Spuzzum wrote:
* Will Spuzzum beat the crap out of the kid?! Will
the kid unleash his secret pbag pummel?! Tune in next
week for an exciting new episode of... BYONDer Z!

Ow! My sides hurt from laughing too much... that was very good Spuzzum. I really think some serious thought should be put into development of a game by the same name... would be a popular one I bet...
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