Big accident in my town today. Some guy was clocked at 100 Mph turned a corner crashed into a shed, then a boat, then a tree.
They were scarping brains out of the dirt. Body-parts everywhere O.O
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![]() Aug 30 2002, 4:17 pm
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![]() Aug 30 2002, 4:24 pm
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I killed some snails today...if that counts...
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My friends and I had a contest today to see who could break the most pencils by karate chopping with our pinky fingers....(This goes back to first grade... we used to break thick kinder pencils with our hands karate chop style and it slowly built up to where we are now, masters of pencil breaking, mwahahahaha!) Pencil pieces were everywhere, we spent like 20 minutes picking up everything, I guess the mess can compare to that guy's brains.... I think we broke about 200 something pencils because a kid was donating like 300 packs of pencils but kept like 35 packs, now my pinky is bruised and swolen. I don't use it to type thank goodness :).
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Jango Fett wrote:
I killed some snails today...if that counts... I almost killed my dad O.O I'm getting my license in a year, so my dad is determaned to get me to understand the features of a standard, and how to handle it. So, i let off the clutch (he was behind me) and ran him over. Cool huh? =) It's a 1983 Pontiac Fire Bird. Mint-condition lol it has American Racing caps on it, so, people think im american. Booya! Talk about respect :| Alatar |
Well, as for no ouch, I think that's correct. I take martial arts, and this test I have to chop a board. I already used the technique, no ouch at all. Wait, that's a full-handed technique!
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He didnt feel a Thing, he felt several things as his body stretched and flailed, then tore asunder under pressure and metal collapsing upon him at high speed
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You should have gone over him a few more times to scare the [excrement] out of him :D
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