"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a <Christianity, Jewish, and whoever elses god) ****ed thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why."
Hint, this is from his song (Donkey name)hole, and Sariat cannot answer, and cannot reply with anything to do with him being in posts.(At least he better not!)
<<>>Kusanagi<<>>
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 Sep 9 2002, 3:17 pm
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Sep 9 2002, 3:19 pm
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Dennis Leary, smoke a blunt.
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Kusanagi wrote:
"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a <Christianity, Jewish, and whoever elses god) ****ed thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why." Two words: Nuclear @#$%&!in' weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tienneman Square, and it won't make a lick of difference, because we got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead. He's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Pekinpah, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas.... Nobody rants like Denis Leary. Lummox JR | |
<sarcasm>Yea, he really makes a good name for the Irish people too =P.</sarcasm> Actually, I'm of Irish descent and don't really care, then again I was born in America. Oh yea and:(Not apple was not the original word....)
[Spoken] Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know. I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense (Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an apple (He's an apple, what an apple) I'm an apple (He's an apple, such an apple) I use public toilets and piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?" I'm an apple (He's an apple, what an apple) I'm an apple (He's the world's biggest apple) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an apple (He's an apple, what an apple) I'm an apple (He's a real freaking(Edited) apple) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong Naaaah! [Deleted. Looks like you missed a couple lines.] Denis Leary - One of my favorite comedians from now on, I finally got to sit down through his "No Cure for Cancer" standup act on Comedy Central(I had seen bits before, but I was like 7 and to young to fully understand), after that I'v been crazy about him(Hey, I might not be the biggest fan ever but who cares?). <<>>Kusanagi<<>> | |
if you want to destroy mah sweater.
hold this thread as i walk away watch me unravel il soon be naked lieing on the floor iv come undone (Easy) guess | |