The United League of Annoying, Policitally Correct Americans has unveiled it's new 2006 "Acceptable Haters" list. While people had previously been unsure of how to appease an unstructured and foolish society's opinions on how they can act in public, this list has been providing information to everyone who actually strives to be "politically correct". For the past 12 years, the U.L.A.P.C.A. has used this list to effectively inform politically correct Americans as to who they are allowed to discriminate, tease, or laugh at. Please note that the political correctivity of the list itself is still under investigation.
The list is, as always, separated in to two main categories: "Immune," and "Fair Game." You are free to discriminate against those on the latter list, but those on the former are to be treated as equals. And now, without further ado...
The U.L.A.P.C.A. acceptable haters list 2006.
Immune
Mocking persons due to affiliated categories will be considered "hate".
- Women
- Jews
- African Americans
- Homosexuals
- The Mentally Challenged
- Disfigured People
- Fatsos
- Arabs
- The Religiously Faithful*
(The following additions to the list as of this year's addition.)
- Mexican-Americans/Latin-Americans
- The Poor
- Midgets
- Senior Citizens
Fair Game
It is still acceptable to mock persons due to affiliation with these groups.
- Whites
- Lawyers
- The Amish
- Fat Chicks
- Scientologists
- Potheads
- SUV Drivers
- Micheal Jackson
- The French
*Note, the term "religion" will not refer to or include affiliation to cults.
ID:19092
 Sep 13 2006, 12:43 pm
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All races should be fair game. Also, they failed to include Asian and Indian people.
HOW COULD THEY FORGET ASIANS AND INDIANS? | |
Because Asians are better than you all.
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Because Asians aren't worthy of being put on the list.
Except Xeal. | |
lol @ Amish.
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No fat chicks please.
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I need Jews as fair game, but luckly I can make that up with French and Amish.. XD
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Xeal needs to be on a list all his own.
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ha!
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