A joke.

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Dec 24 2002, 10:07 am
Why do Mexicans make Tamales at Christmans time?

So thier kids can have something to unwrap!

-Sariat

-Merry Christmans
Dec 24 2002, 1:13 pm
HAHAHAHA Mexican jokes are hilarious. Good one Sariat.
Dec 24 2002, 2:48 pm
In response to BurningIce
Yea so are Amarican jokes lol...
Dec 24 2002, 2:55 pm
In response to Jacro
I don't know any, being American and all.
Dec 24 2002, 2:59 pm
In response to BurningIce
Heres one...


A ventriloquist is working down South and during his show a Redneck stands up and yells,
"HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-ass remarks about us southerners being stupid all night long! We're not all stupid ya know!" "Relax" said the vetriloquist, "They're just jokes!" "I'm not talking to you, sir!" The Redneck replied "I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your knee!"
Dec 24 2002, 3:13 pm
In response to Jacro
Heh, but thats a Redneck joke, thats a whole different story.
Dec 24 2002, 3:14 pm
In response to BurningIce
These Redneck Jokes too?


How do you recognize a Virginian staying in a fancy hotel?
He's the one trying to slam the revolving door.


How much are yer apples?
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.

He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are yer apples?"

"All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher.

"Okay," said the Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars' worth."

Dec 24 2002, 3:23 pm
In response to BurningIce
BurningIce wrote:
I don't know any, being American and all.

I'm Mexican (Latino, Hispanic, Wetback whatever the hell you wanna call me) and I know plenty of Mexican jokes.
Dec 24 2002, 4:12 pm
In response to Jacro
I suppose not...
Dec 24 2002, 8:27 pm
In response to Jacro
All those are decent, but I've heard better, and they're really not particularly American. The thing you have to realize about America is that we have a strong, proud tradition as a democratic republic--we have elected representitives to get made fun of on our behalf.
Dec 24 2002, 9:29 pm
In response to BurningIce
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Dec 25 2002, 12:50 am
In response to Leftley
I'd bring up the Bush vs. Gore joke, but that's not a nice topic for this forum.
Dec 26 2002, 12:30 am
In response to Spuzzum
Spuzzum wrote:
I'd bring up the Bush vs. Gore joke

Aww! Please! :P

but that's not a nice topic for this forum.

Uh, yeah. Good point. Maybe you'd better not. :-)