As much as I hate to take the side being championed by both Dareb and his lapdog Lummox...
Now that got my attention!
Before anyone asks... I'm a pedestrian, not only do I not own a car but I've never been licensed to operate one. I believe that the national (global?) insistence on everyone having their own personal conveyance and driving it at the least efficient speeds ought to be criminal. It's stupid and wasteful... if 200 people are going in the same direction, it's stupid and wasteful to build and fuel 200 separate vehicles to carry them. It would be still be stupid and wasteful even if we all used clean-burning flubotinum powered cars.
I'd love to see passenger rail travel make a comeback in the US. Actually, a train from Akron to Cleveland -- two cities that would be pretty logical candidates for an interurban rail -- would drop me off almost at the door of my workplace. (There actually used to be an interurban running from Medina, my old hometown, to Cleveland, but it's long gone. I wonder if that Toon judge bought it out like he did the Red Car... well, in real life, I think it was a collaboration between a car company, a tire company, and an oil company, but either way it was a bad idea.)
That said, though, I don't entirely agree with the part about cars being stupid and wasteful. Granted, other people use cars for stupid and wasteful purposes, but I always have a good reason. :)
True; I almost brought that up but it seemed tangential. Stupidity was the leading cause of wildfires this past year, and that's something a lot deadlier and a lot harder to cure.
The two stories that were the dumbest: There was of course the one you mentioned who wanted attention. Then there was the forest service worker who burned a letter in the forest. If they'd been killed they'd have won Darwin Awards.
Lummox JR