/* Windows '98 source code */
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL_HARD
char make_prog_look_big 1600000;
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",
O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
Enjoy =P
~Blaz3
ID:189820
 May 9 2003, 6:28 pm
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May 9 2003, 6:30 pm
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Hahaha! Now thats a nerd joke. =P
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Hehe,... true, Windows 98 does crash a lot, to say the least, but I like that 16-bit subprocessor it gives me,...
Although I guess if I did upgrade to XP I could use the 'Run as Windows 98' thing instead,... Oh well, I don't feel like downloading a 455 megabyte WinXP rip form Kazaa right now anyways,... :-/ ^.^ ~Kujila | |
Yea, Windoes two-thou,....
Wait,... WHAT?! You actually like Windows 2k?!? What the heck is wrong with you?! Get yourself to a doctor immediately! (lol) ~Kujila | |
Kujila wrote:
Yea, Windoes two-thou,.... Yep, out of the other Windoze things (yes things, they all suck =P)... My favorite O/S of all time is the Linux family though. ~Blaz3 | |
I just read that, thats pritty funny.
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Funny thing is Windows98 works better than 2000, ME, 95, and LongHorn. The only one that I could say works better is XP, but XP doesn't even run off of a shell making me dislike it with a passion.
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 now thats genius. n00bie, <font color = red>The Cra Zee Coder</font> | |
Hmm, i actualy like it better because they dropped shell. I dont have to reboot every 2 seconds, my computer is much better at being user friendly and detecting hardware and installing it right. Networking is a snap. It looks so much better. And did i mention you dont have to reboot every time you instal something? Windows 98 crashed all the time for me. Windows XP....crashes about once every 4 months.
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The shell is what makes an OS fun, and Windows98 never crashes for me unless I do something overly stupid (usually while programming), and I only have to reboot once a month without it getting stupidly slow.
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98 crashed on my like every day, all i did was play games. I only have to reboot winXP about once a month too, and im on home. If you know how to work it, XP is a much better OS. But really, lunix is the best for doing almost anything cept playing games.
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Scoobert wrote:
98 crashed on my like every day, all i did was play games. I only have to reboot winXP about once a month too, and im on home. If you know how to work it, XP is a much better OS. But really, lunix is the best for doing almost anything cept playing games. Linux is getting pretty good at playing games. It has some games that Windows has and some games that Windows doesn't have (Tux racing, my favorite =D). ~Blaz3 | |
Cra Zee Coder wrote:
I need to get one of them!!! ~Blaz3 | |