I haven't the time to write a long entry, so I will summarize my day thusly:

• Hack cough cough!
  
• My brother who is closer to me in age got a level up!
  
• It wasn't in real life!
  
• HAAAAACKITY HACK COUGH
  
• Hey, look, The Sims.
  
• cough cough COUGH
  
• OH NO LITTLE BROTHER you coughed up blood! I will make you a milkshake!
  
• We will go to the doctor's office!
  
• Goodwill is cool to me. Does this make me a grandma?
  
• HACK COUGH COUUUGH COUGH
  
• A woman was checking my mom out at the doctor's office! Totally checking her out!
  
• Let's hack and cough some more, okay?
  
• Twice! She totally was checking my mom out again! Because we both visited the same drugstore!
  
• Now we can sleep! Food? Who needs it?
  
• Okay, we need food, okay, I lied. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN! I PROMISE! NOO, NOT THE HANGER!
  
• MirANda, get off of the computer! (This one happens almost every day. Because I have a tendency to be slow to finishing things. Sorry!)
  
• HACK COUGH GARRGH
  

I wrote a longer version for my main site, but I guess I just don't care about BYOND enough to give you guys the real deal.
Sorry, BYOND Members.
Hey, don't wave your hangers at me!


P.S.: Okay. I didn't make him a milkshake after he coughed up blood. It was before. It sounds better this way, doesn't it, though?

P.P.S.: COUGH

Edit: Just after I wrote and posted this, my mom said "Miranda, get up here before I beat you with a hanger!"
Now, she wasn't really going to be hitting people with hangers.
I just thought it was an odd coincidence that she said that just after I wrote that. I mean, we don't have hangers lying around the house, or anything. Just thought it was worth noting.