Whee hee! I found a site that will help YOU understand what goes on in the sick mind of a 12-year-old AOLer. Example. I'll take a little doozey from the bible:
The Bible Version
"Genesis 1:14
And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons and days and years"
the 12-year-old AOLer version:
"GENASIS 114
AND GOD SADE LAT THEIR B LIGHTS11!11! WTF LOL IN DA AXPANS3 OF TEH SKY 2 S3PARAET TEH DAY FROM TEH NIGHT!!!!!11! OMG WTF AND LAT THEM S3RV3 AS SIGNS 2 MARK S3ASONS AND DAYS???!?!?!! LOL AND YEARS"
Get it at: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
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 Jul 25 2003, 4:53 pm
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Ok, this REALLY pisses me off. I am a 12 yr old AIM user. I don't speak like a newbie. It's really not right how you say it like that, because not all of us are like this. There are exceptions to every steriotype but most good humor is derived from steriotypes. Just laugh it off and be glad you're not using leet or AOL speak like the rest. I started taking college courses at 13 so I had to deal with plenty of crap from people thinking I wasn't in the right place and stuff like that. | |
Who cares, it's really funny!
IMM A DBZ MAEKR GUY!11!! OMG WTF I LOVE IT!11!!1! OMG WTF I CAN RIP GMES AND CAL IT MIEN1!!!!! Good find;) -Camaro- | |
Airjoe wrote:
OK THIS RILLY PISES ME OF1!1111!! WTF LOL IM A 12 YR OLD AME USER!!!1 WTF I DONT SPAAK LIEK A N3WBEI1!1!! ITS RILLY NOT RIGHT HOW U SAY IT LIEK TAHT B/C NOT AL OF US R LIEK THIS!11! OMG LOL BSIEDS TAHT FACT TAHT I SAY Its a generalization. Get over it and consider yourself fortunate for not being among the masses. | |
Ok, this REALLY pisses me off. I am a 12 yr old AIM user. I don't speak like a newbie. It's really not right how you say it like that, because not all of us are like this. Besides that fact that I say:
Cna
arn't (BARELY anymore *points to Raekwon*)
dosn't (BARELY anymore *points to Raekwon*)
AND,
ahve
I have very good spelling while typing.