OOC: Spacedong: mfw byond hub is down
You draw a card from the deck.
OOC: Spacedong: byond website is down
OOC: Spacedong: STANDING HERE
[Command] Dallas Huey hisses, "Sssup headsss found the medical officersss headssset"
OOC: Spacedong: I REALIZE
Emily Jackson has thrown the card.
Kitzmiller Bush has been hit by the card.
OOC: CurtMeister: PANIC
OOC: Spacedong: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Common] Mac OS X states, "Dan K. Memes has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Maxsteel13: WARNING , WARNING , BYOND HUB IS DOWN , THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OOC: Spacedong: STANDING
OOC: Spacedong: IS THIS
OOC: Spacedong: IS THIS THE END OF SS13
OOC: Spacedong: BYOND.COM IS DOWN TOO
OOC: Spacedong: WHATS GOING ON
[Common] Engineering Cyborg-836 states, "Ayylmao."
[Common] Greg Root says, "HELP AT LAB"
Night Comet points to the double-barreled shotgun
OOC: Maxsteel13: IT IIS THE END
OOC: Spacedong: JUST
OOC: Manofcarbon: Probably just some server shit
Night Comet points at herself.
OOC: Musky Ponut: inb4 sued by the dayz dev
OOC: Manofcarbon: calm your tits
Night Comet points at shotgun.
[Common] Brock Lee says, "OLD LAN"
[Common] Brock Lee says, "OLD LAB"
[Common] Brock Lee says, "OLD LAB GREG ROOT"
[Common] Brock Lee says, "GRE ROOT"
OOC: Spacedong: inb4 byond is bought by dayz dev in a massive takeover and SS13 is shut down in favor of IOZN
OOC: Spacedong: ION
[Common] Brock Lee says, "OLD LAB GREG ROOT TRAITOR"
OOC: Spacedong: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Security] Leandro Pereira says, "Test"
OOC: Sakir6: the funniest part is ion is going to be based on voice chat only
OOC: Maxsteel13: >changing from byond to untiy5
OOC: Bdsmfan45: lmao
OOC: Sakir6: so no waifu-playing anymore
OOC: Bdsmfan45: inb4 female user plays as male character vice versa
OOC: Spacedong: >voice chat only
You fire the laser gun!
Kitzmiller Bush is hit by a laser in the right leg!
You put the laser gun into the captain's backpack.
OOC: Spacedong: please tell me this doesnt exist
[Common] Nettie Pennington says, "NEW LAB ROOT GREG INNOCENT"
OOC: RC3: Everyone knows that DayZ devs are fucking retarded.
OOC: CarbonHell: only voice chat?
OOC: CarbonHell: really?
OOC: Sakir6: he said it during e3
OOC: Sakir6: yeah
OOC: Spacedong: GOD IS DEAD
OOC: RC3: DEEEEEEAD.
[Common] Greg Root says, "HALP AT LAB"
OOC: Spacedong: do you know how fucking stupid voice chat only is?
OOC: CarbonHell: so if i don't speak english i can't play,more or less?
OOC: Manofcarbon: Fuck you curfew walter
OOC: Sakir6: seems like
You fire the laser gun!
Robert Robust says, "Doors were open"
Emily Jackson says, "Oh"
Emily Jackson says, "Ok"
OOC: Spacedong: only takes one guy to exploit the voice chat system and spam AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH over a comms channel or something
OOC: RC3: ^
You fire the laser gun!
You fire the laser gun!
You fire the laser gun!
You put the laser gun into the captain's backpack.
OOC: RC3: Enjoy your micspamming simulator 2016.
OOC: Musky Ponut: can't you guys just wait for shitty abomination forever pre-alpha hackerfest unity ripoff piece of shit made by the same brilliant mind that brought us teleporting zombie sim
That's the communications console.
This can be used for various important functions. Still under developement.
OOC: Spacedong: also someone could mic spam an early splitting noise that deafens everyone and hurts everyone's ears over comms channel
OOC: Musky Ponut: i know i can't
OOC: Musky Ponut:
[Common] Colby Richards says, "What the hell, Captain's Bridge is wide open to public acccess"
OOC: Musky Ponut: i mean assuming it ever comes out in the first place
Bridge Announcement:
can someone come fix the communctions conoal?

newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
OOC: Spacedong: just
[Common] Dan K. Memes asks, "CONOAL?"
Emily Jackson points to the communications console
Engineering Cyborg-836 states, "Hey bitch."
Engineering Cyborg-836 queries, "Wanna fuck?"
Emily Jackson asks, "Exuse me?"
Engineering Cyborg-836 queries, "Wanna ride my RCD?"
OOC: Spacedong: how would they set up the voice codec if it was voice chat only?
[Common] Oscar Seelig says, "AI"
OOC: Spacedong: push to talk?
Engineering Cyborg-836 queries, "Rapid Cunt Destroyer?"
[Common] Oscar Seelig asks, "Can you call the shuttle?"
OOC: Spacedong: anything or anything you say gets broadcasted?
OOC: Spacedong: *inhale *exhale?
OOC: RC3: *youarethevictim
OOC: Spacedong: fucking this does not make sense
[Common] Mac OS X states, "Not yet"
OOC: CarbonHell: *closeeyes *openeyes
[Common] Colby Richards says, "The Captain's comms console is actually broken"
[Security] Emily Jackson says, "We have a rogu how wants to rpe me proply"
Emily Jackson says, "We have a rogu how wants to rpe me proply"
OOC: Musky Ponut: literally only one good thing is coming from this
OOC: Spacedong: am I gonna hear autists breathing and shit because theres no push to talk?
OOC: Spacedong: fuck you dean hall
[Security] Leandro Pereira says, "Search for greg root he is a traitor"
[Common] Mac OS X states, "Bruno Pereira has signed up as Detective."
OOC: Maxsteel13: BYOND BACK