BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

*COUGH COUGH* im not on drugs she is lol
6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.


Hacker training ground can i say BULL [stuffs]
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

Oh my God! I just want to shoot this moron to put him out of his misery! According to him I am one of the most elite hackers ever! I can't believe how amazingly stupid this person is!

~Ease~
In response to Doom_trooper
Dude! You said the S-Word without a moderator making it say "[stuff]" or "[stink]" :D

~Kujila
In response to Critical
LOL :D

~Kujila
In response to Kujila
Kujila wrote:
Dude! You said the S-Word without a moderator making it say "[stuff]" or "[stink]" :D

Don't forget [dung]! :)
In response to Jon88
Jon88 wrote:
Kujila wrote:
Dude! You said the S-Word without a moderator making it say "[stuff]" or "[stink]" :D

Don't forget [dung]! :)

What about [poo]?! :P
In response to Ease
Ease wrote:
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

Oh my God! I just want to shoot this moron to put him out of his misery! According to him I am one of the most elite hackers ever! I can't believe how amazingly stupid this person is!

~Ease~

Or, he's being sarcastic?
If you read the comments on this, one guy explains how this was just an imitation of a 'caring parent'. Quote, "Hook, line, sinker."
Based on http://www.adequacy.org/special/mission.html it's pretty obvious that this is a parody site, and if anyone took that stuff seriously they should be tarred and feathered and hung from a rail on a train bridge.
In response to digitalmouse
Well, that does make it seem a bit more likly to be a joke, but that is one tough to crack joke. It seems, by most minds, to really be written by a morronic man who thinks he is doing right by spammertizing his thoughts to the world. But, in light of newer evendince, it seems he is just another Internet Joe, making a joke for the rest of us to read.
I wouldn't doubt if the "imaginary parent" wasnt really real, and he posted that himself as an annonymous reader just to try and make everyone else feel stupid, I know I've done that a number of times on forums, posted a story I thought was serious, get dissed to hell, login annonymously, and be like, you know he wasn't serious dont you?

It should be a crime to be so ignorant, the punishment should be being dragged out into the street and shot, I mean, I use <big>Thousands</big> of Internet programs, that I'm sure our "imaginary parent" would think is hacking software, hmm...I just downloaded the graphics package for Forlorn Hope Online, I must be the most elite hacker on the net, along with the thousands of other people who play Forlorn Hope, RealMUD, and Realms of Despair, now lets all hack Bill Gate's bank account and go on a spending spree!

Sorry, that whole article worked me up, and as I said before, the "imaginary parent" isn't imaginary, tons of people use that trick to cover themselves when they realize they just posted something stupid...
In response to Kujila
Yeah, stick to moderating stuff people actually care about. >:P
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