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http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/ 2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

If that wasnt full of [poo] I would be classifide as a Hacker, the only things i havent done on that list is DoS a site or change my apperence.
And I quote. "Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"."
Rofl, I pray to God that guy is not serious.

"Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"." LMAO.

Edit: GAH you beat me JordanUI.
In response to Shun Di
Gee at one time i did everything on that list, Looks like i will turn myself into the police lmao.
In response to XzDoG
I think the AOL,Quake and Upgrading bits the best
In response to JordanUl
ROFL wow ahahahah

~Kujila
6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.


LOL! XD

"They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program."

~Kujila
ROFL XD XD XD :

"8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?"

YES DAD I LOVE MY LUN-IX!

"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos,..."

XD Ahahaha... Oh Lordy, I'm coming into tears... lol...wow ahahaha


[EDIT]

LUnix is actually real, but I'm assuming, from the way this "dad" speaks, he mean LINUX!

[/EDIT]

~Kujila
In response to Kujila
You don't have to post a new post everytime you wish to add something, please use the "Edit" command.
In response to Nadrew
Fine, fine, you don't have to go all <font color=green>GREEN</font> on me! :P

~Kujila
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

ROFLMAO!

[edit] I was almost in tears i was laughing so hard! [/edit]
"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."


That really gets me.
In response to XzDoG
You had better, or I will haxor joo with my comet cursor!
In response to JordanUl
Better hope he doesn't have one o' them, "AMD" processors! Or, Lunix!
In response to Goku72
Man, if he has mandrake we better alert the president!
In response to Jermman
Jermman wrote:
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

ROFLMAO!

[edit] I was almost in tears i was laughing so hard! [/edit]

Well, if it stops stupid people from using Comet Cursor and Bonzi Buddy, all's the better!
In response to Jon88
Jon88 wrote:
Well, if it stops stupid people from using Comet Cursor and Bonzi Buddy, all's the better!

Well common sense should do that ;)
In response to Shun Di
Didn't you hear? People stopped coming with that installed. The government decided they could make more if they made that an aftermarket adon. But few bought it and now most people are still lacking common sence. I give it 1 more generation and we will start getting more people coming with common sense. Perhaps they think they can still benifet from keeping it out though.
In response to Goku72
I have AMD and linux (On a different computer.), you all bow down now.
In response to Karasu Kami
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