The truth about the bible secret messages....
I built a time machine, using that I went into the past about 6000 years ago. I pulled out a whip and forced people to think I was god, priests came and warshipped me.
They warshipped you? Alright! That's almost as cool as giantrobotting you!
Don't be affended, I am an atheist.
I'm not offended by people that have been transfigured into war ships 6000 years ago, because I mean, that's just cool!
~Kujila
Stuff that happens in 2012 is not history :P.