Post If You're A Wizard

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Jan 18 2015, 1:55 pm
In response to Developous
Developous wrote:
So far, I'm a Dark Sage.
Maybe one day I will be an Eldritch Sage.

You're a Harbinger.
Jan 18 2015, 3:10 pm
In response to EmpirezTeam
According to this tiny game you probably haven't heard of, I am The Inquisitor.
Jan 18 2015, 3:36 pm
In response to NNAAAAHH
NNAAAAHH wrote:
According to this tiny game you probably haven't heard of, I am The Inquisitor.

you're supposed to bold it bruh. to add emphasis. learn how to participate in nexian dialog
Jan 18 2015, 3:43 pm
In response to EmpirezTeam
EmpirezTeam wrote:
NNAAAAHH wrote:
According to this tiny game you probably haven't heard of, I am The Inquisitor.

you're supposed to bold it bruh. to add emphasis. learn how to participate in nexian dialog

He's NNAAAAHHt that bright. forgive him.
Jan 22 2015, 11:24 am
paraphrased from bash.org:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty LoveMaking of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't mess with me woman, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of crap!
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting turned on now.
bloodninja: Baby?
Jan 22 2015, 11:26 am
LOL
Jan 22 2015, 7:44 pm
bloodninja: [...] I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Jan 23 2015, 1:10 am
that guys a ninja and a wizard at the same time. who WOULDN'T want to sleep with a guy like that?
Jan 23 2015, 1:24 am
..in another part of the forest...(again cleaned up from bash.org)

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the heck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh snap
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn.
eminemBNJA: dang I gotta write down your names or something
Jan 23 2015, 9:57 am
Lmfao
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