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A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.
Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half. - Ananova.com
Aug 5 2006, 10:05 am
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Sarm
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I've heard of "balls to the wall", but balls to the chair? Ow.
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I don't know what they used to cut the chair, but I wouldn't want anything that could easily cut to get that close to my testicles. =/
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That has to suck.
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Whatever happened with guitar boy? :[
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Wow just imagine how bad it was for the guy who had to cut the chair. And what the hell did the maintenance people think.
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I'm thinking about this, and then you've got chainsaw in the title...
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Now that I think about it some more, is anybody else reminded me THAT SCENE from the movie, There's Something About Mary?
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Hahaha :)
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Wow... Your balls shouldn't shrink that much from cold water...
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Depends on how cold, and how small the balls were in the first place.
From your comment, sounds like you have gargantuan te... actually I don't want to think about that. >_< | |
Precious.
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Ummm, wouldn't there be better ways?
1) Get a pail of cold water to "soak" in? 2) Pry off a slat? 3) Man up and take the pain from pulling yourself free? 4) Take the chair home? Cutting the chair from around my junk would be the last resort... | |
His balls must have been tiny to begin with :P.
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Cutting the chair from around my junk would be the last resort... Hell, anything i could do myself, even if it's less efficient.... Nobody else will be getting a chainsaw anywhere around my prize jewels.... | |
Haha, that had to suck. However, cold water could've been used instead of wasting a chair.
I suppose wasting the chair was more fun though ;) | |