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The TV is littered with injury law firm commercials, and its getting annoying :/
I concur.
I am going to step out in front of a car right now just to spite you :P

/me goes and plays in traffic.
american greed
DID YOU FALL OVER ACCIDENTLY ON PURPOSE???

DO YOU WANT MONEY YOU DON'T DESERVE??

ARE YOU TRAPPED IN A CAPITALISTIC SYSTEM OF GREED AND CRUELTY, FORCED TO STOOP TO LOW MEANS TO GET A ONE-UP ON SOMEONE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW JUST TO SURVIVE?

IF SO, CALL 1-800-AMERICA NOW!
Let's sue the owner of this here wall because I walked into it. Fuckers.
Strawgate's got an idea!

Okay everyone, let's move out!

Elation'll cover weapons misfires, KirbyDude can cover open potholes, and I'll promote understanding of the "Cruise Control" function!
Damn it. I came in to post a similar joke but Elation beat me to it. :<
DID YOU COME IN TO POST A SIMILAR JOKE???

DID ELATION BEAT YOU TO IT??

:< ?

CALL...
Lol. I have to agree there.
HAVE YOU BEEN RECENTLY HARASSED BY ELATION BECAUSE YOUR DOCTER TOLD YOU TOO?

NEW EVIDENCE SAYS ELATION HARASSING YOU CAN CAUSE DEPRESSION.

CALL NOW: 1-800-Elation
Cruise control is fun, because then why your sleeping whilst driving and you hit someone elses car, your car will keep pushing them :P