Ganite wrote:

I wish Shaman King would continue!

Granted. The issue is that it continued only in English and, as 4kids managed to butcher the series even more, no one was willing to pick it up.

I wish that near-instantaneous transportation was available on Earth (ex: New York to Paris in < minutes)

Granted! You now have a flashlight which was designed to shine darkness in light, and light in darkness. The concept and design were feasible, and actually worked.

However, this multi-use technology is so modern and fangled, you can't figure out how to turn it on. (You're welcome!)

I wish for the person to corrupt my wish to grow a penis where their nose should be.

Granted! The day you became the temp. king was also the same day that the revolt happened. At least now you know why they let you be a king on that particular day before your head was severed.

I wish that BYOND was still using their Halloween colour scheme.

Granted! You are now a blobfish. Yes, that's right- forever. You are going to be a blobfish till the end of the Earth and beyond.



You cannot move, you cannot speak without drooling. Small fish fly into your mouth during the day, to keep you alive, you try to close your lips but there is not enough muscle to maintain this action for more than a second.

Eventually, hunters come by to pick you off. Only... they recognise you as an endangered species (Blobfish have been marked a protected species by the future maritime coastguard agency) and leave you be.

After time, you come to terms with your new being, you could say that you'd become enlightened; a master of self acceptance. It was at this point that a young entrepreneur discovered the delight of Blobfish blowjobs, and took you in as a specimen.

You spend every day, until the end of eternity (and beyond) giving lonely middle-aged men blowjobs.

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I wish for everybody after me to add "Bumblemore above all!" after their corrupt/wish post.

Granted however I am not this so called 'everybody' so I will not say such phrases.

I wish I could play byond games on my iPad.

You never wished that you couldn't wish that you'd wished in the first place. But yeah, you can't do it from now on. Granted!

I don't wish for anything.

Bumblemore wrote:

I don't wish for anything.

Granted. Since you did not wish for anything, this was misunderstood as that you mean you wish for everything.

Thus everything was yours and you were crushed... by everything. Including the kitchen sink (which crushed your skull).

Fugsnarf wrote:

I wish my phone's battery lasted forever.

Granted. However, the process of making it last forever is rather unstable so your phone bursted not too long after.

As you were in a public location at that time (...specifically an airport), you were mistaken as a terrorist with a very deadly explosive device due to the makeup of your infinitely-charged phone.

You were taken to an undisclosed location where you were ---CLASSIFIED---


I wish that the TV show Naruto was more adult orientated with sex, violence and gore.

Oh, you answered before I could. What balls.

Indeed but you have a bad habit of digressing ... and you could've edited your previous post instead of making new ones.


Bumblemore wrote:

I wish I could use a unicycle.

Granted. You are now a unicycle ... and got crushed by an elephant in a circus show.

I'll put my same wish here:

I wish that the TV show Naruto was more adult orientated with sex, violence and gore.

Metamorphman wrote:

I wish I had an instrument that could play any music in my mind automatically.

I think we all know whats gonna happen next...