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Keywords: happenstance, me
  • In a meduim pot, boil some water.
  • Chop 1/4 onion.
  • Chop two other vegetables.
  • Locate and chop meat product.
  • Add ingredients to water.
  • Add some amount of rice to the water.
    • In the absense of rice, use small pasta.
    • In the absense of small pasta, break up large pasta.
  • Season with three spices that you generally enjoy, even if you don't generally enjoy them together.
  • Let boil 20min.
  • Mix favorite cocktail.
  • Enjoy Dinner :)


  • Edit: Fixed some really odd list stuff.

ew, you cook your meat in the water?
When cooking such a meal, the meat normally comes from left-overs or other precooked sources, like chirico... to bad the chirico is being saved for another meal, I had to settle for old turkey :(
I'm assuming that the cocktail is designed to ensure you don't notice the taste of the meal :-)?
Sounds like my mom's entire cookbook. Basically, just throw some meat, veggies, and onions(Onions are separate from other veggies because they, for some odd reason, get put in every damn meal) in a pot. Wait a few hours and then eat.
I stopped reading onions. :)

Exo hate onions. Exo hates the crunch when you chew them because it's just nasty.
Lol I may actually get bored and try this sometime this weekend. If I die, here's my will.

My girlfriend goes to.. fuck you, she dies too.
The rest of my shit gets burned.
Done.
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*snore*
LOL (literally, this time!) @ Jmurph!

That was good, man...
Hahaha