"You got hit by the sword, you take 5 points of wounds inflicted by the claws of a hunting cat."

Personally, I would have stopped at calling it 'claw' damage to illustrate the point, but I must say, that is such a humorous line. I am going to have to find somewhere to use it it's so good.

I can just see it, at the next LARP session: Yeah, this scalpel does 1 claw of a hunting cat level of damage...


I repeat: Bwa ha ha!