Code Jokes, Puns, Anecdotes, etc.

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Aug 2 2008, 8:19 pm
They are written in a coding language, so that means only a coder can understand. ;D
Example:
love=i<3*u ? loveyou : !loveyou


What do my fellow coders have to show? :P
What would be even more interesting would be if these could actually be implemented into a project.

I put it into Design Philosophy, because it takes a bit of philosophical knowledge of game design and coding to make these or to understand them.

Also, maybe this could be a good way to get people thinking in the coder's state-of-mind. XD
Aug 2 2008, 9:43 pm
Aug 2 2008, 10:16 pm
Naokohiro wrote:
They are written in a coding language, so that means only a coder can understand. ;D

Please use the words programming and programmer.

What do my fellow coders have to show? :P


Some Z80 assembly:
#include "ti83plus.inc"
#define PROGRAM_START $9D95
.list

.org PROGRAM_START - 2
.DB t2ByteTok , tAsmCmp

    bcall(_ClrLcdFull)

While:
    LD A , Bottles
    CP 1
    JR Z , End_of_song
    LD HL , Bottles
    bcall(_PutS)
    LD HL , Text
    bcall(_PutS)
    LD A , Bottles
    DEC A
    LD Bottles , A
    JR While

End_of_song:
    LD HL , Bottles
    bcall(_PutS)
    LD HL , Text
    bcall(_PutS)
    LD A , Bottles
    DEC A
    LD Bottles , A

    LD HL , Done
    bcall(_PutS)
    Ret

Bottles:
    .DB 99
Text:
    .DB " Bottles of beer on the wall" , 0
Done:
    .DB "No more bottles of beer on the wall" , 0

.end
.end


Actually came from one of my TI-83+ ASM programs that I have been meaning to finish (the crash was there for some reason). Have not actually tested this one out though. You can probably find a better version of it over at http://99-bottles-of-beer.net .

George Gough
Aug 3 2008, 11:56 am
 
am=i*(happy? yes :)

:)
Aug 3 2008, 12:40 pm
In response to Jp
I was wondering when I saw this thread how long it'd take before an XKCD reference turned up...
Aug 3 2008, 12:56 pm
In response to Milo87
I would have taken it but someone already posted the one I wanted.

George Gough
Aug 3 2008, 1:02 pm
In response to Jp
Aug 3 2008, 6:55 pm
In response to Jtgibson
Something a bit more relevant to BYOND :P

Aug 4 2008, 7:27 am
In response to Unknown Person
Nice edit.

George Gough
Aug 4 2008, 3:37 pm
In response to Unknown Person
XD. I wish that was reality.