Hosers, all of you. Hosers! Eh?
Jul 1 2006, 4:22 pm
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canada ftw.
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Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse They wont obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No, blame Canada Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes And flappin heads so full of lies Blame Canada Blame Canada We need to form a full assault It's Canadas fault! Well, blame Canada Blame Canada It seems that everythings gone wrong Since Canada came along Blame Canada Blame Canada There not even a real country anyway Blame Canada Blame Canada With all their hockey hubbabaloo And that bitch Anne Murray too Blame Canada Shame on Canada The smut we must stop The trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus |
Give me a Reboot marathon and I'll celebrate too. Better yet, release them on DVD. I'm not too far from the border. It should count.
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Shh, it was supposed to be a secret. They mustn't know that the air raid is coming from a bearing of precisely 271 degrees, nor that our square CF-18s (damn budget cuts) will be carrying cluster bombs and no countermeasures, nor that the first bomb will be dropped at exactly 2:17:02 PM Pacific Time. If they knew that, our plans would be ruined, eh?
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