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Keywords: canada
Hosers, all of you. Hosers! Eh?

canada ftw.
Your not Canadian, stop trying to fool the terrorists.
Blame canada, blame canada!!!!

( they're not even a real country anyway )
Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canadas fault!
Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hubbabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
Hey, don't make us bomb the Baldwins now.
Happy Canada Day, sir!
Give me a Reboot marathon and I'll celebrate too. Better yet, release them on DVD. I'm not too far from the border. It should count.
Hey, don't make us bomb the Baldwins now.

The bombs ready buddy.
Shh, it was supposed to be a secret. They mustn't know that the air raid is coming from a bearing of precisely 271 degrees, nor that our square CF-18s (damn budget cuts) will be carrying cluster bombs and no countermeasures, nor that the first bomb will be dropped at exactly 2:17:02 PM Pacific Time. If they knew that, our plans would be ruined, eh?
Aha! Off to warn the Baldwins with the top secret information I've just spied upon!

Oh wait... I don't really care if you bomb the Baldwins...lol