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Keywords: diversions
Excited about Google's new competitor to PayPal, Google Checkout?

Hold on to that checkbook, bub! Before you charge ahead, check out what Google won't let you spend your own money on:

Unacceptable product categories

Examples

Adult goods and services

Pornography and other sexually suggestive materials (including literature, imagery and other media); escort or prostitution services
Alcohol Alcohol or alcoholic beverages such as beer, liquor, wine, or champagne
Body parts Organs or other body parts
Bulk marketing tools Email lists, software, or other products enabling unsolicited email messages (spam)
Buyer/discount clubs Memberships or enrollment in clubs offering wholesale or discounted goods
Cable descramblers and black boxes Devices intended to obtain cable and satellite signals for free
Child pornography Pornographic materials involving minors
Credit and collections
Credit counseling, repair and protection services; ID theft protection services; collection services
Copyright unlocking devices Mod chips or other devices designed to circumvent copyright protection
Copyrighted media Unauthorized copies of books, music, movies, and other licensed or protected materials
Copyrighted software Unauthorized copies of software, video games and other licensed or protected materials, including OEM or bundled software
Counterfeit and unauthorized goods Replicas or imitations of designer goods; items without a celebrity endorsement that would normally require such an association; fake autographs, counterfeit stamps, and other potentially unauthorized goods
Drugs and drug paraphernalia Illegal drugs and drug accessories, including herbal drugs such as salvia and magic mushrooms
Drug test circumvention aids Drug cleansing shakes, urine test additives, and related items
Endangered species Plants, animals or other organisms (including product derivatives) in danger of extinction
Financial products, services, and stored value Investment consulting, stock brokerage, manual cash disbursements, money orders, traveler's checks, and stored value cards
Fund solicitations Donation solicitations from parties without a 501c3 tax exempt status
Gaming/gambling Lottery tickets, sports bets, memberships/ enrollment in online gambling sites, and related content
Government IDs or documents Fake IDs, passports, diplomas, and noble titles
Hacking and cracking materials Manuals, how-to guides, information, or equipment enabling illegal access to software, servers, websites, or other protected property
Illegal goods Materials, products, or information promoting illegal goods or enabling illegal acts

You are solely and completely responsible for verifying that all items you sell are authentic and legal.

Infomercials Products or services sold in a manner that requires buyers to view a television commercial, then visit a website only marketed via the commercial
Miracle cures Unsubstantiated cures, remedies or other items marketed as quick health fixes
Multi-level marketing Businesses that recruit members and offer them rewards for recruiting others and/or selling services
Occult goods Materials, goods or paraphernalia for use in satanic, sacrificial, or related practices
Offensive goods Literature, products or other materials that:

  • Defame or slander any person or groups of people based on race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, sex, or other factors
  • Encourage or incite violent acts
  • Promote intolerance or hatred
Offensive goods, crime Crime scene photos or items, such as personal belongings, associated with criminals
Precious metals Bulk sales of rare, scarce, or valuable metals
Prepaid goods and services
Phone cards, phones, gift certificates, and other services requiring a prepaid balance
Prescription drugs or pharmacies Drugs or other products requiring a prescription by a licensed medical practitioner or any online pharmacies
Pyrotechnic devices and hazardous materials Fireworks and related goods; toxic, flammable, and radioactive materials and substances
Rebate-based businesses Memberships or enrollment in clubs that offer rebates on purchases from other members
Regulated goods Air bags; batteries containing mercury; Freon or similar substances/refrigerants; chemical/industrial solvents; government uniforms; car titles; license plates; police badges and law enforcement equipment; lock-picking devices; medical devices; pesticides; postage meters; recalled items; slot machines; surveillance equipment; goods regulated by government or other agency specifications
Securities Stocks, bonds, or related financial products
Subscriptions Subscriptions to online or offline content (including magazines and newspapers)
Travel packages and offers Tours (including hotel, flight, and car reservations), travel clubs, and timeshare properties
Tobacco and cigarettes Cigarettes, cigars, chewing tobacco, and related products
Traffic devices Radar detectors/jammers, license plate covers, traffic signal changers, and related products
Upsell products Items with delayed or hidden costs offered during the checkout process as a result of an initial 'qualifying' purchase
Weapons Firearms, ammunition, knives, brass knuckles, gun parts, and other armaments
Wholesale currency Discounted currencies or currency exchanges
What exactly can I buy with this service? Perhaps a page listing those items would have been shorter.
Well that just about rules out everything and anything one would buy on the internet. ;p
Reading over the list, it's actually mostly "duh". The only ones I disagree with are "subscriptions" and "occult goods" -- the former because subscriptions are more-often legal than not, and the latter because I don't think they should have any right to dictate religious policy... provided, of course, the sale doesn't involve live organs, blood, weapons, etc.

It depends on whether they can be held liable for any purchase you make or not, though. I know eBay can be held liable for facilitating the sale of a commodity through auctioning, but Google doesn't auction the goods, just handles the financial transaction, right? In that case, it's bollocks.
So you don't have a problem being told what kind of literature you can buy...?

Literature, products or other materials that:
Defame or slander any person or groups of people based on race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, sex, or other factors
Encourage or incite violent acts
Promote intolerance or hatred
Assuming it's legally libelous and not just incendiary, the first section makes sense. The other two just seem kinda self-explanatory. If there was a book out there about "Nazism is wonderful, and Jews should be persecuted again", then hell yes I'd be pissed off if it was bought or sold.

All of those mentioned forms of literature are illegal to buy or own in Canada, as it is, provided it actually meets those definitions. The problem in this case is the stringency of their definitions...
Well... I foresee Paypal winning this battle.

Google is no good to me. I can't donate subscriptions to people. About the only thing Google can do is... give money to other people to send to paypal to buy stuff <.<
Damn, I wanted my weekly porn and extra kidney. :(
I know!
What kind of world is this when a guy can't buy a human heart, a shmick dagger, black insense candles and a 4 month subscription to hooters?

Geeze, some people.
Incidently, I'm all for putting controls on the economy and such but "Miracle cures ; Unsubstantiated cures, remedies or other items marketed as quick health fixes" and "Occult goods; Materials, goods or paraphernalia for use in satanic, sacrificial, or related practices" are banned?

People should be able to buy their Alex Chiu bracelets or satanic key-ring toys if they want...
Prepaid goods and jewelry wtf

This is a bit overzealous.
They should have just made a list:

What you can't buy:

Everything except crap food
I for one am happy we are finally doing something about that scourge of polite society, subscriptions!

Subscriptions to online or offline content (including magazines and newspapers)

I honestly am not sure there's anything I've bought online anytime recently that I could purchase with this service. For one thing, not having actually read the book before I buy it, I can't be sure it doesn't meet their restrictions on literature...
The Washington Post
If you don't get it, blame Google.
Yes! You can buy code as long as it has nothing to do with encryption! You can also buy.. well.. um... that's about it really. :P
Google finally slips up!
Finally google will die.
Okay. I could see the Child Pornography....

But Stocks? Magazine subscriptions? WTF?


Alcohol, pornography, tobacco, gambling, and occult goods.... They missed one more thing to add to that list: Any media concerning homosexuals or athiesm!
Okay. I could see the Child Pornography....

No you can't, they blocked it :D
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